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Yeah, I f*ckin' farted. Come at me, bro!
BREAKING: Fetish Group Trying To Purchase Footage Of Nancy Grace Farting
Friday, October 7 by

Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.

Our last line of defense.
Adult Swim Re-Ups On NTSF: SD:SUV
Thursday, October 6 by

At 15 minutes per episode, a new season means a whopping 90 minutes or so of programming the station won’t have to worry about next year.

The show's erotic moments often go overlooked.
It’s Sort-Of Official: The Next ‘Simpsons’ Season Will Be The Last
Thursday, October 6 by

Did someone say “Milhouse Spinoff?” Yes. I did. Just now. I want a Milhouse Spinoff.

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Lifetime Hatching Lady Gaga Biopic
Wednesday, October 5 by

This is going to be weird.

Homer responds with some cuts of his own.
5 Reasons Fox Won’t Cancel ‘The Simpsons’
Tuesday, October 4 by

We call bullsh*t!

Keep your expectations low.
Don’t Get Too Excited For The Return Of Arrested Development
Tuesday, October 4 by

Be careful what you wish for…

Hank Willams Jr comapres Obama Hitler, gets fired from monday night football.
Was It Fair To Fire Hank Williams Jr.? Who Cares?
Monday, October 3 by

This is the one good thing Hitler’s ever done.

You can get your ass kicked if you flash that sign in the wrong neighborhood.
J.J. Abrams Prepping A New Mystery Project. Must Be A Day That Ends In ‘Y’
Monday, October 3 by

It would actually be more mysterious if he did a project that wasn’t shrouded in secrecy.

With a sidekick, The Lone Ranger isn't exactly "lone," is he? J'accuse!!!!
Like Sands Through The Hourglass…: ‘The Lone Ranger’ Is Back On
Friday, September 23 by

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

Courtney reading to Doug from the Bible.
Doug Hutchinson And His Teenaged Wife Coming Soon To A Screen Near You
Friday, September 23 by

Guess whose making a reality show.

With your host: Chris Hardwick
AMC Orders ‘Walking Dead’ After Show ‘Talking Dead’
Thursday, September 22 by

I see what they did there.

The Comedy Central Roast Of Stephen Hawking
The 9 Harshest Jokes From Comedy Central’s ‘Roast Of Charlie Sheen’
Tuesday, September 20 by

It’s a good thing he can’t feel any pain.

Thrillhouse
‘The Simpsons’ Could Get Their Own Channel, In Like Five Years Or So
Monday, September 19 by

It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.

"Hey everyone who made fun of me in middle school; kiss my ass!"
The Emmy Awards Suck Dinklage: A List Of The Night’s Big Winners
Sunday, September 18 by

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!
Fat Chick, Dorks Dominate Early Emmys
Sunday, September 18 by

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!

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Charlie Sheen To Show Up At The Emmys?
Saturday, September 17 by

This might give the Emmy Awards a special ‘Sheen’ (read: venereal disease).

It looks like they're on board with the idea.
The ‘Always Sunny’ Gang Is Making An Animated Series For FX
Thursday, September 15 by

Glenn, Rob, and Charlie will be producing, but not lending their voices.

Look out! He's got a Fudgesicle!
‘Nicolas Cage Awoken By Naked Man With Fudgesicle’
Thursday, September 15 by

What else can I possible say?

Not what my Monday needed.
‘Sex And The City’ Prequel Series Will Show Us How They All Became So Shrill And Insufferable
Monday, September 12 by

It’s scheduled to come out in fall 2012. Come on, Mayans. Do your thing!

R.I.P.
R.I.P. Andy Whitfield
Monday, September 12 by

The ‘Spartacus: Blood and Sand’ star has passed away.

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A Look At The New Blood In ‘Dexter’ Season Six
Thursday, September 8 by

Damn you, Dexter. You’ve pulled me back in.

Clearly, she's never watched the show.
Lisa Nolan Walks Off ‘Game Of Thrones’ Over Nude Scene
Wednesday, September 7 by

Obviously she’s not a reader.

The headshots paid off!
David Cross To Bring A Family-Friendly Brand Of Funke To ‘Modern Family’
Friday, September 2 by

You can go ahead and pick your favorite ‘Arrested Development’ quote and put it right here.

"See you after the holidays! Er...BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNSSSS!"
‘The Walking Dead’ Gets A Split Season, 90-Minute Premiere, Confused Fans
Thursday, September 1 by

They refuse to give us more than six episodes at a time. They get off on withholding…

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Three Seasons Of ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ In Ten Minutes
Thursday, September 1 by

Get caught up for season four with these season-by-season video recaps.

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HBO Orders ‘Da Brick’ Pilot Dramatizing The Early Days Of Mike Tyson
Wednesday, August 31 by

Finally a show that combines the commentary of ‘The Wire’ with the violence of ‘Game Of Thrones’.

"This son of a bitch deserved to die, Captain."
That Bastard Steven Seagal Ran Over 100 Chickens With A Tank
Tuesday, August 30 by

I guess he’s systematically slaughtering chickens now. Please, read on…

'Treme' actor Michael Showers
‘Treme’ Actor Michael Shower Found Dead In Very ‘Treme’ Fashion
Thursday, August 25 by

Life imitating art, imitating life. An unnervingly meta tragedy.

This is Tugboat. He is awesome.
The Rock And Jerry Bruckheimer Are Ready To Rumble With 80′s Wrestling Drama
Tuesday, August 23 by

Their problems will be very real. Their wrestling will be very fake.

RIP, Frank
Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Uncle Frank’ Dead At 77
Tuesday, August 23 by

Guillermo is not a suspect.