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Piers Morgan Really Misses Patrice O’Neal
Thursday, December 1 by

She seemed like a nice lady.

"I'm imagining a Frankenstein... but gayer."
Bryan Singer To Direct Unnecessary ‘The Munsters’ Reboot
Wednesday, November 30 by

Seriously, dude. ‘The Wolverine’ needs you.

Have you seen this bear?
According To KRQE News, The Pedobear Threat Is Real
Tuesday, November 29 by

Your move, Internet.

Why do we feel like voyeurs when they're talking directly to us?
How Faux-Documentary Sitcoms Trick Us, And Why We Love Them Anyway
Wednesday, November 23 by

You’ve been fooled, but you don’t care.

These men should be reprimanded for expressing an opinion on television. Not cool, guys.
The Roots Welcome Michelle Bachmann To ‘Fallon’ By Playing ‘Lyin’ Ass Bitch’
Tuesday, November 22 by

This is easily the worst thing to happen to America in the past ten minutes or so.

Sad nudity is still nudity, I guess.
Keira Knightley’s Nude Scenes In ‘A Dangerous Method’ Look Depressing
Tuesday, November 22 by

Sad nudity is still nudity, I guess.

It was only a matter of time before NBC resorted to fisting.
NBC Thinks A Puppet-Based Sitcom Is Something You’ll Watch
Monday, November 21 by

It was only a matter of time before they resorted to fisting.

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HBO Reminds Us That ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Two Will Rule
Monday, November 21 by

So many new characters. I’m already dizzy.

I've made a huge mistake...by signing up for Hulu Plus.
Want More ‘Arrested Development’? You Better Get Netflix
Friday, November 18 by

It’s time to take back all those bad things you said about Netflix.

This year, Gervais will tell his meanest jokes via a Beaver puppet.
They Like A Little Abuse: Ricky Gervais Back To Host Golden Globes
Thursday, November 17 by

Gervais breaks his two seasons is enough rule.

"C'mon, Eileen. WHOOOAAA. You know what I mean..."
‘Game of Thrones’ Season Two Crowns Its Lord Of Bones
Wednesday, November 16 by

He sounds far too scary to make wiener jokes about.

Not dead yet.
Don’t Panic: ‘Community’ Is Not Dead… Yet
Monday, November 14 by

The show will not be returning in January… at least not right away.

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn't rule out the regular kind.
Nude ‘Twilight’ Stars Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart Will Give You A Virus
Monday, November 14 by

We meant a computer virus, but I wouldn’t rule out the regular kind.

If you look very carefully, you will notice that this is NOT Kiefer Sutherland.
‘Slumdog Millionaire’ Star Goes From Playing ’24′ Character To Indian Jack Bauer
Wednesday, November 9 by

How do you say, “Dammit, Chloe!” in Standard Hindi?

How could you, Ronnie?
‘SNL’ And Shy Ronnie Are Thieves (Allegedly)
Wednesday, November 9 by

A production duo is suing ‘SNL’ over the ownership rights to Lonely Island’s “Shy Ronnie” and “Like a Boss.”

Science.
Dr. Drew Proves At Least Courtney Stodden’s Boobs Are Real (Video)
Tuesday, November 8 by

They’re real. And they’re spectacular.

C'mon. Help a brother out.
Roger Ebert Can’t Afford More ‘At The Movies’
Monday, November 7 by

Maybe he should sign up for Kickstarter.

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’60 Minutes’ Give Big Ups To Andy Rooney
Monday, November 7 by

Morley Safer pours a sip.

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New ‘Sunny’ Clip Shows The Gang Breathing Down Zuckerberg’s Neck
Thursday, November 3 by

The gang joins Facebook.

I think that might be photoshopped...
Michael Shannon Thinks Your Theory About Zod’s Costume Is Stupid
Wednesday, November 2 by

And he’s probably right.

Ryan Murphy, you know sex, you tiny, newsboy-capped bastard!
‘American Horror Story’ Picked Up For Second Season…ON HALLOWEEN!
Tuesday, November 1 by

It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.

Fox thinks you might like this weird family more than 'Allen Gregory'. For realsies.
‘Allen Gregory’ Did So Poorly Last Night That Fox Bought Some More Eps Of ‘Bob’s Burgers’
Monday, October 31 by

That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.

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You’ve Got Another Chance To Catch ‘Strike Back’ On Cinemax
Friday, October 28 by

If you missed it the first time around, you’re not too late.

I suggest a "Freddie Mercury/Salvador Dali hybrid" for you.
Watch ’40 Moustaches in 100 Seconds’ And Help Fight Prostate Cancer
Friday, October 28 by

Even if you’re sick of the whole mustache thing, you have to like this because it’s for charity, and people will think you’re a bastard if you don’t.

From Jim's last visit to Coney Island.
NBC Does Something Right: Gives Jim Gaffigan A Show
Thursday, October 27 by

Nice move, NBC!

F*ck yeah, that's Norbit!
Eddie Murphy To Try Something New With A Family-Oriented ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show
Wednesday, October 26 by

I could see “Axel F” being redone by Cut Copy or Chromeo.

As you can see, the cast is very excited about this news.
AMC Renews ‘The Walking Dead’ Since They Already Bought All Those Zombie Costumes
Tuesday, October 25 by

Just imagine how well it would do if it had characters we cared about!

Philip Winchester and Amanda Mealing
Exclusive Interview With ‘Strike Back’ Actors Philip Winchester and Amanda Mealing
Monday, October 24 by

“I can’t beleive we get paid to play ‘Cowboys and Indians’ on steroids.”

The people at Fox should be punished.
Fox Orders ‘The Punisher’ Pilot, Completely Misses the Point
Friday, October 21 by

The people at Fox need to be punished.

So, you kids like desserts?
‘Top Chef Just Desserts’ Contestant Is Sweet On Kiddie Porn
Thursday, October 20 by

Hey kids, who wants dessert?