This kid is way better than Carl.
Honestly, he’d be a bad influence.
It was a “misunderstanding.” Oh.
A 19 year-old got disillusioned? That almost never happens!
I’m feeling a lot of confusing feelings right now.
In all fairness, you’ve hardly met the world if you’ve only banged one person.
Cosby impression or GTFO, Keenan.
As a second accuser comes forward.
Straight outta Bayside.
Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.
No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.
Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.
He’ll engage Andy in a battle of wits.
Much sexier than the Edward James Olmos calendar.
This delay ostensibly prevents him from “movin’ on up.”
Just give Axe Cop all the bacon and eggs you have.
Maybe they’ll just take Dwight’s Nazi uncle and put him on ‘Last Man Standing’ or something.
I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.
Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.
It’s not about life at the Post Office.
I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.
I would also like to pitch in.
Eat your onions.
This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!
I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.
It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.