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The NYPD has a full line of chainsaws to deal with sharky weather systems.
‘Sharknado 2′ Clears The Low Bar Of ‘Highest-Rated Original SyFy Film’
Friday, August 1 by

It’s a wonderful day for the world!

Things look like they're goin' well for ole' BoJack.
Netflix Gives Us A Filthy Trailer For Cartoon Series ‘Bojack Horseman’
Thursday, July 31 by

“Bojack? That’s a beautiful name.”

Khaki appears to be the hot trend in Milan prisons.
Prison Dumps Orange Jumpsuits, Because ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Made Them Cool
Tuesday, July 29 by

Man, prison is so awesome.

George R.R. Martin Won’t Write A ‘Game Of Thrones’ Episode This Season, Because He’s Got Books To Finish
Tuesday, July 29 by

Maybe he could do a book where all the characters go on a life-changing road-trip. He could probably crank that out quickly.

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Marvel Announces ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Will Also Be An Animated TV Series
Tuesday, July 29 by

Why doesn’t Marvel just tell us the stuff they’re NOT doing?

It might not seem like it, but...they're here to help.
‘Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ To Release A Self-Help Book For VERY Wayward Souls
Tuesday, July 29 by

Turning to the gang for help is definitely not your first resort.

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‘Mike Tyson Mysteries’ Is Actually Real And Here’s The Trailer As Evidence
Monday, July 28 by

Ain’t no time for bird sex.

These characters will be rationed out over four months.
You Won’t Be Binge-Watching ‘Community’ On Yahoo
Friday, July 25 by

Ok, maybe you will, but you’re going to have to wait for one episode per week to be released.

In all its majesty...
‘Better Call Saul’ Putting Up Real (Fake) Billboards In Albuquerque
Thursday, July 24 by

If you’re looking for a lawyer, you can probably do better than this guy.

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Anthony Hopkins And Evan Rachel Wood To Star In HBO Pilot ‘Westworld’
Wednesday, July 23 by

I don’t think it’s gonna be a rom-com.

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FXX’s Marathon Of Every ‘Simpsons’ Episode Will Kill Us All
Tuesday, July 22 by

Where’s my burrito?!

They won't be back, but the show will.
‘Fargo’ And ‘Louie’ Both Get Renewed By FX
Monday, July 21 by

Good news for people who like to feel troubled and puzzled after watching TV.

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‘The Flash’ To Escape The Icy Clutches Of Wentworth Miller’s Captain Cold
Monday, July 21 by

He’s probably not even a real captain.

Maybe they should just keep them in LEGO form to maintain their ratings.
‘The Simpsons’ Shameless Rating Grabs Continue With Plans For More Crossovers And Character Deaths
Monday, July 21 by

I hope they don’t kill off Homer.

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The Queen’s Guards Perform The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme
Monday, July 21 by

Amazingly well, I might add.

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‘Daredevil’ Will Also Have The Hots For Deborah Ann Woll
Friday, July 18 by

He’s a man of great taste.

I bet these two could get some girls.
Watch Conan O’Brien And Dave Franco Hit The Town As They Get on Tindr
Friday, July 18 by

Did anyone make Dave Franco apologize for ‘Bad Neighbors’ before doing this?

Things could be worse. We could have Michael Stipe flaunting social issues with t-shirts.
MTV Is Still Doing Those Damn VMAs, So I Guess Here Are The Nominees. Whatever.
Thursday, July 17 by

Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.

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Bonkers ‘Breaking Bad’ Sequel Series In The Works By Guy Who Snorted All The Cocaine
Thursday, July 17 by

Starring Val Kilmer and Slash. Hopefully.

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Are These ‘True Detective’ Season Two Plot Details Real?
Thursday, July 17 by

It’s a mystery.

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Seth MacFarlane is Being Sued for Stealing the Idea of a Potty-Mouthed Teddy Bear
Wednesday, July 16 by

No word yet whether or not the creators of Greg the Bunny will turn this into a threeway sue-off.

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Tommy Wiseau Is Back With A Thing That He Is Calling A Sitcom
Wednesday, July 16 by

And his own underwear line.

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Conan O’Brien Is Headed For the Big Screen (Sort Of) In Syfy’s ‘Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda’
Tuesday, July 15 by

Whether it’s Piranhacondas, Gatoroids, or Mansquitos, the Syfy channel has become the foremost creator of poorly-rendered monstrosities. Conan will fit right in.

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‘Gotham’ Is Going To Keep You Guessing About The Joker
Tuesday, July 15 by

He could be anywhere at anytime.

Give him some gold and a scepter and he's there, man!
Sir Ben Kingsley Will Play King Tut…On SpikeTV?
Tuesday, July 15 by

Can he live up to the rich cinematic history of SpikeTV?

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A Marble Ron Swanson Statue Discovered In Philadelphia
Tuesday, July 15 by

It belongs in a museum.

He should get a baby with a malformed skull to play Stewie.
This Guy Might Be The Actual, Real-Life Peter Griffin
Monday, July 14 by

A pretty dubious distinction, but cool nonetheless.

Whoa. He looks really excited about this news.
Colin Farrell Reportedly Close To Signing On For Next Season Of ‘True Detective’
Monday, July 14 by

I guess “gritty” is just another word for handsome.

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‘Sopranos’ Open Recreated In ‘GTA V’
Monday, July 14 by

Spot on.

Hey, handsome.
NBC Will Be Airing A ‘Peter Pan’ Musical With Christopher Walken As Captain Hook
Monday, July 14 by

Whoa. This actually sounds a little interesting.