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If he wins, this goes on our money.
Stephen Colbert Could Be Our Future Leader
Friday, January 13 by

If Chris Rock can be president, so can he.

Gay fish, yo.
Every Musical “Guest” Who Ever Appeared On ‘South Park’ (Gallery)
Thursday, January 12 by

Gay fish, yo.

What he must say about her behind her back.
’2 Broke Girls’ Creator Michael Patrick King Is Gay, So He Can Mock Whoever He Wants
Wednesday, January 11 by

It seems he’s proud of his work.

His previous cartoon experience.
Bryan Cranston To Take ‘Archer’ On A Space Mission
Wednesday, January 11 by

Do they make meth in space?

The Mafia was heavily inspired by Queen photo shoots.
AMC Gets Into Bed With ‘GoodFellas’ TV Series
Tuesday, January 10 by

The budget negotiations are going to be brutal.

The fact that Kiefer Sutherland can only read digital watches is the worst-kept secret in Hollywood.
Dammit, Chloe: Kiefer Sutherland’s Finally Got That ’24′ Movie
Monday, January 9 by

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

You're a dead man, Kenan Thompson.
Fox To Fight SNL With Cartoons
Monday, January 9 by

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

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Kenny Powers > Poor, Underprivileged Children
Monday, January 9 by

Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.

Sweeeet!
There’s A ‘South Park’ RPG
Sunday, January 8 by

Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.

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31 Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps
Thursday, January 5 by

You are NOT the father of the girl who’s afraid of transsexual mustard.

"Oh, indeed."
Oh, Indeed: Real-Life Omar Little Jr. Arrested In Baltimore
Monday, January 2 by

Unfortunately, the arresting officer was not named “Bunk.”

I won!
Letterman’s Extortionist Has A New Job (And It Sucks)
Thursday, December 29 by

Is working with Paula Zahn community service?

I'll pass on the New Year's kiss.
Ring In The New Year With ‘The Walking Dead’ Marathon
Thursday, December 29 by

Or go get drunk and kiss people. Choice is yours.

Look at her pretending to love that asshole. That's acting, my friend.
The First Aunt Viv From ‘Fresh Prince’ Still Hates Will Smith
Tuesday, December 27 by

And the guy that played Jeffrey the Butler was constantly drunk and handsy. (My theory)

Pinko!
Louis C.K. Is A No-Good Commie
Friday, December 23 by

What kind of asshole gives all his money to charity? For shame!

Sadly, not THAT kind of flash mob.
‘Community’ Fans Hope That Occupy NBC Flashmob Will Save The Show
Thursday, December 22 by

Occupy Greendale.

Insert Tom Cruise here.
8 Actors Who Could Play Patrick Bateman In The ‘American Psycho’ Remake
Wednesday, December 21 by

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

Don't cry for them, Judd Apatow will scoop them up before they hit the ground.
HBO Kills ‘How To Make It In America’, ‘Bored To Death’, And ‘Hung’
Wednesday, December 21 by

Unless they were going to create a new day of the week, this was bound to happen.

He was on TV from time to time, so it's OK for us to write about him.
5 Scathing Obituaries Written By Christopher Hitchens
Friday, December 16 by

Hitchens pulled no punches when it came to writing obituaries.

Meanwhile, in the 90's.....
‘America’s Got Talent’ Got Howard Stern
Thursday, December 15 by

The show could get an in flux of dwarf tossing.

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‘Biggest Loser’ Season Twelve: Before & After (PICS)
Wednesday, December 14 by

You’ve come a long way, baby!

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31 Hilarious Screencaps From ‘The Jerry Springer Show’
Tuesday, December 13 by

Someone’s gotta feed the animals.

Ice Cube doesn't really feel like answering any questions about 'The Comebacks' right now. Please sit your cracker ass down.
Ice Cube Returning To Thug Life In FX Vigilante Series, Will Presumably Use His AK
Monday, December 12 by

In the pilot episode, he performs a home invasion on those kids from ‘Are We There Yet?’

He was 96-years young, which is really friggen old!
Colonel Potter’s Dead, And You Feel Nothing
Wednesday, December 7 by

He was 96-years young, which is really friggen old!

The best pic I could find!
5 Groups Adam Carolla Has Offended Besides OWS
Friday, December 2 by

Adam Carolla just ain’t care.

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Piers Morgan Really Misses Patrice O’Neal
Thursday, December 1 by

She seemed like a nice lady.

"I'm imagining a Frankenstein... but gayer."
Bryan Singer To Direct Unnecessary ‘The Munsters’ Reboot
Wednesday, November 30 by

Seriously, dude. ‘The Wolverine’ needs you.

Have you seen this bear?
According To KRQE News, The Pedobear Threat Is Real
Tuesday, November 29 by

Your move, Internet.

Why do we feel like voyeurs when they're talking directly to us?
How Faux-Documentary Sitcoms Trick Us, And Why We Love Them Anyway
Wednesday, November 23 by

You’ve been fooled, but you don’t care.

These men should be reprimanded for expressing an opinion on television. Not cool, guys.
The Roots Welcome Michelle Bachmann To ‘Fallon’ By Playing ‘Lyin’ Ass Bitch’
Tuesday, November 22 by

This is easily the worst thing to happen to America in the past ten minutes or so.