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Nobody beats Braff in a staring contest. Nobody.
Zach Braff Just Keeps Doing Stuff. This Time It’s A TV Show Called ‘Garage Bar’
Monday, October 29 by

I can’t wait to puke in their bathrooms.

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Adult Swim Picks Up Dan Harmon Series
Monday, October 29 by

Maybe Chevy Chase could ask him for a job.

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Even Brian Baumgartner Is Getting His Own Post-’Office’ Show
Friday, October 26 by

It’s not about life at the Post Office.

I'll give someone a nickel if they can sort of convince me they met Yeti in a bar one time.
Spike TV Offering $10MM To Anyone Who Can Prove The Existence Of Bigfoot
Thursday, October 25 by

I’m pretty sure bigfoot is Spike TV’s target audience.

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Stephen Colbert Has An Offer For Donald Trump
Thursday, October 25 by

I would also like to pitch in.

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Nick Offerman Offers Moustache Growing Tips
Wednesday, October 24 by

Eat your onions.

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CBS Bringing Us A Sitcom About Aging Grunge-Rocker Parents
Tuesday, October 23 by

This will really speak to a generation…in the broadest way possible!

Sadly, Damien Lewis didn't get the parts the parts he auditioned for, as he was seen as far to old to be a Newsie or a Swing Kid.
The Sky Is Blue And ‘Homeland’ Got Renewed
Monday, October 22 by

I guess this means that our country is going to teeming with terrorist activity next year. Thanks a lot, Showtime.

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Rob Riggle’s Freakouts Now A Thumping Dance Track
Monday, October 22 by

It was only a matter of time before the professional screamer wound up in da clubs.

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Lena Dunham Apologizes To Canada Over Murder-Rape Joke
Monday, October 22 by

Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.

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The Presidential Town Hall Debate Gets Autotuned
Thursday, October 18 by

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

This screengrab will do nicely.
Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch
Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.
Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It
Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.
Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks
Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

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‘Mockingbird Lane’ Actually Looks Pretty Good
Monday, October 15 by

Brilliant-but-prematurely-canceled.

It's the "Emma Watson" setting on Instagram, I believe.
Season Two Of HBO’s ‘Girls’ Will Premiere In January, Says Lena Dunham
Monday, October 15 by

It’s on Twitter, which was we all know is a legally binding contract.

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It’s Official: Coulson Lives! Kinda!!
Monday, October 15 by

He makes his return in the ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ television series.

He's thinking about sending Coach Taylor over to tell Mitt he knows better than that and to use his damn head.
Peter Berg Wants Mitt Romney To Stop Using ‘Friday Night Lights’ Slogan
Friday, October 12 by

“Keep this up and you’ll end up in a wheelchair just like Jason Street,” is what Berg could have said in his letter, but didn’t.

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Bryan Cranston Knows How To Cook Meth IRL
Friday, October 12 by

Sounds like good sh*t too.

Behold, the house on Mockingbird Lane.
That NBC Munster’s Pilot Is Going To Air Around…HALLOWEEN!
Thursday, October 11 by

You will get only one chance to say, “I saw that ‘Munsters’ reboot. It wasn’t that good.’” This is it.

Hey Al, what's a ten-letter word for someone who administers fellatio?
Ian McShane Will Class Up ‘American Horror Story’ This Fall
Thursday, October 11 by

McShane fits this role perfectly because he’s so good….IT’S SCARY.

This pictures shows fashion sense isn't necessarily a function of intellect.
The Dumb Little Kid From ‘Modern Family’ Is Wayyyy Smarter Than All Of Us
Wednesday, October 10 by

You think he’s one of those obnoxious kids that goes around asking everyone dumb riddles?

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Blowjobs < ‘The Walking Dead’
Tuesday, October 9 by

Just imagine what he’d turn down in favor of ‘Game of Thrones’.

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‘Louie’ Season Four: Set Your DVRs To 2014
Tuesday, October 9 by

He’s gone Full Chappelle.

He's typing his own death certificate. Morbid.
‘The Technology Is Where We Need It’ To Greenlight A ‘Peanuts’ Film
Tuesday, October 9 by

I can’t wait to hear Skrillex’ version of “Linus and Lucy.”

This room will be their purgatory.
Today In ‘Oh, NBC!’: ‘Whitney’ And ‘Community’ Premieres Delayed Indefinitely
Monday, October 8 by

I can’t believe they’re doing this to ‘Community’! And to a much lesser extent, ‘Whitney’.

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‘Walking Dead’ Clip: Are They Killing Off T-Dog?
Monday, October 8 by

All the clues are there.

NOW that's a woman I would take advice from.
Lena Dunham Goes From Making Edgy, Progressive Television To Writing Tired, Non-Essential Literature
Monday, October 8 by

Good idea, bad title.

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69 Depraved Frank Reynolds GIFs
Wednesday, October 3 by

RUM HAM!!!!

Brace yourself for some truly terrible medical care.
Nicki Minaj, Who Looks Like Kind Of A Bitch, Upset That Mariah Carey Called Her A Bitch
Wednesday, October 3 by

TMZ, our de facto newsgathering partner on uneventful days, has broken news that Nicki Minaj was responding to Mariah Carey’s insults when she went off on the on the diva….