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Some Fans Are Creating The Entire ‘Game Of Thrones’ World For Minecraft
Friday, March 2 by

Hello, spare time.

I think this meat is spoiled...
AMC Website Spoils ‘The Walking Dead’ Season Two
Friday, March 2 by

This website will not. Article is spoiler-free.

"Tax revenue ain't got no owners, just spenders."
Obama’s Favorite Character From ‘The Wire’ Is Omar? Oh, Indeed.
Thursday, March 1 by

It’s no surprise that Obama likes a gay minority, but keep in mind that Omar is also very pro-second amendment.

Looking at this picture reminds me that I don't need much Dane Cook in my life these days.
Dane Cook Will Solve All Of NBC’s Problems With His New TV Show
Thursday, March 1 by

Ugh.

This is going to be a very interesting child.
Hark! Snooki From ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Pregnant!
Wednesday, February 29 by

Something tells me the baby will slide right out without a problem.

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Catsterpiece Classics Presents ‘Downton Tabby’
Friday, February 24 by

From the makers of ‘Upstairs Downstairs… With a Sh*tload of Cats’.

I hope the resolution is higher than what's depicted here.
Google Going Head-To-Head With Those Bastards From Time Warner
Thursday, February 23 by

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

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Good News: NBC Brings Back ‘Community’ – Bad News: It’s Up Against March Madness
Tuesday, February 21 by

Pop! Pop!

Barney has more than a passing interest in world politics.
‘Homer At The Bat’ Is 20 Years Young!
Tuesday, February 21 by

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

Sheen is such a nice guy, he even gets his picture taken with people he thinks "suck."
Charlie Sheen, As We All Are, Tired Of Pretending Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Suck
Friday, February 17 by

Tiger blood, and what have you.

OH MY GOD! SHE'S GOT A GUN!
America Treated To Two New Jenny McCarthy Shows In Development
Thursday, February 16 by

Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.

He poisons them all.
Gus Fring From ‘Breaking Bad’ Has Found His Way To ‘Community’
Thursday, February 16 by

He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.

I've grown accustomed to your face.
Expect Some Cast Shake-Ups At ‘SNL’
Thursday, February 16 by

What up with that?

If his PR rep had their way, he'd be staring at the 'Big Book of GAY Butts'
Brett Ratner’s New GLAAD PSAs Will Require Lots Of Rehearsing
Wednesday, February 15 by

Get it? Ugh.

He'll continue to dance in my dreams.
Sadly, Herman Cain Won’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Next Season
Wednesday, February 15 by

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

Both these cards together get my message across
Say ‘Winter Is Coming’, I Mean, ‘I Love You’ With ‘Game Of Thrones’ Valentines
Tuesday, February 14 by

Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!

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39 Ass-Kicking Animated GIFs From ‘Eastbound & Down’
Tuesday, February 14 by

Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.

She then later sent a Tweet asking fans to maybe give her a ride to O'Hare at 6:30 AM, then maybe help her move this weekend.
Last Night Oprah Begged For Ratings In A Very Un-Orpah-Like Fashion
Monday, February 13 by

My prayers have been answered.

"Please explain to us the challenges of playing both Jack and Jill."
Supercut: James Lipton Being A Sarcastic Rascal
Monday, February 13 by

What attracts you to odd hats?

Spank bank.
Roseanne Uses Her Siren Call To Lure Back John Goodman For NBC Pilot
Friday, February 10 by

It’s crazy enough to work.

He would start by tripling his bandana budget line item.
If He Was Gay, Hulk Hogan Would “Celebrate It,” Just So You Know
Thursday, February 9 by

And I would like to witness that celebration.

Well, I'm awarding myself Screen Junkies "Screen Cap of the Month."
George Stephanopoulos Finds One More Objectionable Aspect Of ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’: GO-GO JUICE!
Wednesday, February 8 by

Reporting a story about ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is just like giving people an invitation to be angry about something.

Does this look like a man who watches 'Jersey Shore'? No. No it doesn't.
Even Carson Daly Doesn’t Watch MTV
Wednesday, February 8 by

The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.

The set just isn't as safe as that of 'Tommy the Cool Mule'
Horses Euthanized On Set Of HBO’s ‘Luck’
Wednesday, February 8 by

The set just isn’t as safe as that of ‘Tommy the Cool Mule’

I have some bad news... your date is here.
‘Boardwalk Empire’ To Paz de la Huerta: “L8Rs, Cray-Cray!”
Tuesday, February 7 by

Thanks for the mammaries!

How rude!
The Donkey Sperm Network Is Sorry That M.I.A. Flipped You Off
Monday, February 6 by

She is SO not getting a sitcom now.

Are you flirting with me, Mr. Grohl?
Dave Grohl And Dana Gould To Seemingly Spoof Metallica In New FX Show
Thursday, February 2 by

It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?

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Howard Stern, David Letterman Bash Jay Leno Yet Again (It Never Gets Old)
Thursday, February 2 by

In other news, the sun came up in the east.

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Get Your Nuts Rocked Off By This Gorgeous ‘Eastbound & Down’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 1 by

Kenny Powers back on top-ish.

Hee-Haaaaaaaw!
The Girls Who Drank Donkey Semen On ‘Fear Factor’ Are Kind Of Hot
Tuesday, January 31 by

Also, they drink donkey semen.