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Goggins offers up some ‘Justified’ spoilers and gives his thoughts on Shane’s fate in ‘The Shield’.

Charlie Sheen’s reps believe one and a half men will become “Two and a Half Men” again by late February. Damn it, we were just beginning to enjoy the “Men”-lessness.

Who among us hasn’t had to deal with some embarrassing “Office”-style faux pas from one of the elderly individuals in our lives?

We haven’t seen too much of him since he beat the crap out of Anderson Cooper. That’s because he’s been preparing — biding his time so that he can beat the crap out of all of us with nostalgia-based comedy.

National productivity: your days are numbered.

According to Katie Segal (Leela), Comedy Central is funding the continued adventures of Fry, Leela, Bender and Earth’s most unqualified crab-man doctor for another season.

Will fans of the original be able to enjoy, or even tolerate these characters 17 years later?

The show’s executive producer offers up her thoughts on the continuation of the zombie apocalypse.

The economically-depressed angry mobs of Egypt have absolutely no respect for our highly-paid news anchors.

Creator Shawn Ryan (“The Shield”) and stars Jason Clarke and Delroy Lindo lay down the law of land on their new Fox show.

TNT is helping Larry Hagman buy a new pool. He and a few other alums will be joining the previously cast attractive people Josh Henderson and Jordana Brewster.

When “Heroes” crashed and burned, NBC made a bold move and launched another generic-seeming superhero show in its wake.

Jonathan Demme has decided to try his hand at television by signing on to helm the pilot episode of an untitled medical drama for CBS.

The economy must be looking up because the Sabre Corporation’s Scranton branch is hiring. “The Office” is seeking two new cast members in addition to a new boss to join the program next season.

Rob Huebel and gang show us some love.

Looks like the Hollywood Foreign Press Association likes a little tough talk, don’t they? Despite the outrage caused by Ricky Gervais’s roasting of the Golden Globes attendees, they’ve asked him to host a third time.

“Repo Games” allows contestants to keep their about-to-be-repossessed cars if they can answer three out of five questions correctly.

He’s tight-lipped, but we managed to coax some episode tidbits out of him.

Who killed that racist old woman?

Jonah Hill is continuing his laid back domination of the American comedy landscape by launching his own production shingle, JHF.

Joel Surnow’s truthbomb “The Kennedys” has been having a hard time finding an audience.

Jordana Brewster, best known for roles in movies like The Faculty and The Fast And The Furious, has been cast in a lead role in TNT’s ‘Dallas’.

Shawn Levy wants you to take a look at his “Family Album,” just for a minute.

Folks ‘Tough Enough’ to engage in highly choreographed fight routines will get a chance at a WWE contract starting April 1st.

Charlie Sheen’s wise decision to check himself into rehab has a silver lining. Production has been shut down on “Two and a Half Men” until further notice.

The new “Bones” spin-off will give America three lovely hours to fall in love with Geoff Stults, who will play the titular Finder.

NBC picked up an inspired show in “Grimm,” a pilot in which the cops interact with characters inspired by the Brothers Grimm fairy tales.

Hot off the runaway success of The Walking Dead, CW is considering giving teenage girls a zombie show of their very own.

Charlie Sheen’s publicist has confirmed that the actor is in the hospital with severe abdominal pains after partaking in a 36-hour cocaine binge. Something tells me that said publicist will probably have a different story to tell.

The star of ‘Two And a Half Men’ was rushed to LA area hospital Cedars-Sinai with stomach pains early this morning.