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‘Community’ Returns To NBC With Epic Trailer
Thursday, March 8 by

It’s the most legal way for us to watch a small Asian man tazer his balls.

The future of television
Netflix Considers Adopting ‘Terra Nova’
Thursday, March 8 by

They’d make such great parents.

We'll soon know how he bangs. My guess? Like a machine.
A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Now Exists Outside Of My Dreams, As Well
Wednesday, March 7 by

Who’s the lucky lady?

Netflix, you're an odd duck.
Never Mind Those Streaming Licenses, Netflix To Become A Cable Channel?
Wednesday, March 7 by

Anything that directs their attention from getting more streaming licenses won’t make subscribers happy.

Unlike 'The Simpsons', at least he'll go out on top.
China Has A Super-Sweet Death Row Reality Show
Wednesday, March 7 by

Oh, man. I hope Howie Mandel scores the US version.

Don't be alarmed. He only shoots bad guys.
Sorry, Bad Guys: ‘Justified’ Renewed For A Fourth Season
Tuesday, March 6 by

The guy who supplies prop bottles of bourbon is ecstatic.

Not pictured: dinosaurs
Fox Finally Got Around To Canceling ‘Terra Nova’
Tuesday, March 6 by

It’s sad to see so many dinosaurs out of work.

DuuuUUuuurRRrpppPppPP...
7 Reasons We Think Kirk Cameron Is Insane
Monday, March 5 by

His stance on gay marriage doesn’t even enter into it.

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‘The Simpsons’ Goes ‘Game Of Thrones’ (Video)
Monday, March 5 by

‘The Simpsons’ is awesome again, if only for a moment.

A man with a head that big has to have some good ideas.
9 Things The Weather Channel’s New COO Needs To Fix
Monday, March 5 by

Less weather-related programs, more cake-related programs.

Neat?
Some Fans Are Creating The Entire ‘Game Of Thrones’ World For Minecraft
Friday, March 2 by

Hello, spare time.

I think this meat is spoiled...
AMC Website Spoils ‘The Walking Dead’ Season Two
Friday, March 2 by

This website will not. Article is spoiler-free.

"Tax revenue ain't got no owners, just spenders."
Obama’s Favorite Character From ‘The Wire’ Is Omar? Oh, Indeed.
Thursday, March 1 by

It’s no surprise that Obama likes a gay minority, but keep in mind that Omar is also very pro-second amendment.

Looking at this picture reminds me that I don't need much Dane Cook in my life these days.
Dane Cook Will Solve All Of NBC’s Problems With His New TV Show
Thursday, March 1 by

Ugh.

This is going to be a very interesting child.
Hark! Snooki From ‘Jersey Shore’ Is Pregnant!
Wednesday, February 29 by

Something tells me the baby will slide right out without a problem.

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Catsterpiece Classics Presents ‘Downton Tabby’
Friday, February 24 by

From the makers of ‘Upstairs Downstairs… With a Sh*tload of Cats’.

I hope the resolution is higher than what's depicted here.
Google Going Head-To-Head With Those Bastards From Time Warner
Thursday, February 23 by

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

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Good News: NBC Brings Back ‘Community’ – Bad News: It’s Up Against March Madness
Tuesday, February 21 by

Pop! Pop!

Barney has more than a passing interest in world politics.
‘Homer At The Bat’ Is 20 Years Young!
Tuesday, February 21 by

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

Sheen is such a nice guy, he even gets his picture taken with people he thinks "suck."
Charlie Sheen, As We All Are, Tired Of Pretending Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Suck
Friday, February 17 by

Tiger blood, and what have you.

OH MY GOD! SHE'S GOT A GUN!
America Treated To Two New Jenny McCarthy Shows In Development
Thursday, February 16 by

Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.

He poisons them all.
Gus Fring From ‘Breaking Bad’ Has Found His Way To ‘Community’
Thursday, February 16 by

He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.

I've grown accustomed to your face.
Expect Some Cast Shake-Ups At ‘SNL’
Thursday, February 16 by

What up with that?

If his PR rep had their way, he'd be staring at the 'Big Book of GAY Butts'
Brett Ratner’s New GLAAD PSAs Will Require Lots Of Rehearsing
Wednesday, February 15 by

Get it? Ugh.

He'll continue to dance in my dreams.
Sadly, Herman Cain Won’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Next Season
Wednesday, February 15 by

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

Both these cards together get my message across
Say ‘Winter Is Coming’, I Mean, ‘I Love You’ With ‘Game Of Thrones’ Valentines
Tuesday, February 14 by

Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!

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39 Ass-Kicking Animated GIFs From ‘Eastbound & Down’
Tuesday, February 14 by

Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.

She then later sent a Tweet asking fans to maybe give her a ride to O'Hare at 6:30 AM, then maybe help her move this weekend.
Last Night Oprah Begged For Ratings In A Very Un-Orpah-Like Fashion
Monday, February 13 by

My prayers have been answered.

"Please explain to us the challenges of playing both Jack and Jill."
Supercut: James Lipton Being A Sarcastic Rascal
Monday, February 13 by

What attracts you to odd hats?

Spank bank.
Roseanne Uses Her Siren Call To Lure Back John Goodman For NBC Pilot
Friday, February 10 by

It’s crazy enough to work.