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OH MY GOD! SHE'S GOT A GUN!
America Treated To Two New Jenny McCarthy Shows In Development
Thursday, February 16 by

Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.

He poisons them all.
Gus Fring From ‘Breaking Bad’ Has Found His Way To ‘Community’
Thursday, February 16 by

He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.

I've grown accustomed to your face.
Expect Some Cast Shake-Ups At ‘SNL’
Thursday, February 16 by

What up with that?

If his PR rep had their way, he'd be staring at the 'Big Book of GAY Butts'
Brett Ratner’s New GLAAD PSAs Will Require Lots Of Rehearsing
Wednesday, February 15 by

Get it? Ugh.

He'll continue to dance in my dreams.
Sadly, Herman Cain Won’t Be On ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Next Season
Wednesday, February 15 by

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

Both these cards together get my message across
Say ‘Winter Is Coming’, I Mean, ‘I Love You’ With ‘Game Of Thrones’ Valentines
Tuesday, February 14 by

Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!

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39 Ass-Kicking Animated GIFs From ‘Eastbound & Down’
Tuesday, February 14 by

Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.

She then later sent a Tweet asking fans to maybe give her a ride to O'Hare at 6:30 AM, then maybe help her move this weekend.
Last Night Oprah Begged For Ratings In A Very Un-Orpah-Like Fashion
Monday, February 13 by

My prayers have been answered.

"Please explain to us the challenges of playing both Jack and Jill."
Supercut: James Lipton Being A Sarcastic Rascal
Monday, February 13 by

What attracts you to odd hats?

Spank bank.
Roseanne Uses Her Siren Call To Lure Back John Goodman For NBC Pilot
Friday, February 10 by

It’s crazy enough to work.

He would start by tripling his bandana budget line item.
If He Was Gay, Hulk Hogan Would “Celebrate It,” Just So You Know
Thursday, February 9 by

And I would like to witness that celebration.

Well, I'm awarding myself Screen Junkies "Screen Cap of the Month."
George Stephanopoulos Finds One More Objectionable Aspect Of ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’: GO-GO JUICE!
Wednesday, February 8 by

Reporting a story about ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is just like giving people an invitation to be angry about something.

Does this look like a man who watches 'Jersey Shore'? No. No it doesn't.
Even Carson Daly Doesn’t Watch MTV
Wednesday, February 8 by

The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.

The set just isn't as safe as that of 'Tommy the Cool Mule'
Horses Euthanized On Set Of HBO’s ‘Luck’
Wednesday, February 8 by

The set just isn’t as safe as that of ‘Tommy the Cool Mule’

I have some bad news... your date is here.
‘Boardwalk Empire’ To Paz de la Huerta: “L8Rs, Cray-Cray!”
Tuesday, February 7 by

Thanks for the mammaries!

How rude!
The Donkey Sperm Network Is Sorry That M.I.A. Flipped You Off
Monday, February 6 by

She is SO not getting a sitcom now.

Are you flirting with me, Mr. Grohl?
Dave Grohl And Dana Gould To Seemingly Spoof Metallica In New FX Show
Thursday, February 2 by

It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?

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Howard Stern, David Letterman Bash Jay Leno Yet Again (It Never Gets Old)
Thursday, February 2 by

In other news, the sun came up in the east.

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Get Your Nuts Rocked Off By This Gorgeous ‘Eastbound & Down’ Trailer
Wednesday, February 1 by

Kenny Powers back on top-ish.

Hee-Haaaaaaaw!
The Girls Who Drank Donkey Semen On ‘Fear Factor’ Are Kind Of Hot
Tuesday, January 31 by

Also, they drink donkey semen.

Press your 'Luck'! There, a pun. Happy now?
HBO Renews ‘Luck’ For Second Season… I’m Tired, So Make Your Own ‘Luck’ Pun
Tuesday, January 31 by

The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.

Homies 4-Eva status revoked
Paula Abdul Hands Over ‘X Factor’ Badge And Gun
Tuesday, January 31 by

Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.

Will Franklin be back to point out our cracker asses?
All Original Stars From ‘Arrested Development’ Are On Board For Netflix Relaunch
Monday, January 30 by

With this long-awaited project, we’ll be sure to let you know when things go wrong as well as when they go right.

Sorry, friend. You'll have to wait another day for your big break.
‘Fear Factor’ Donkey Semen Episode Won’t See The Light Of Day
Monday, January 30 by

If you want to see people chug donkey semen, you’ll have to go where our fathers went – Mexican border towns.

I bent my Wookiee!
Jordan Hembrough’s ‘Toy Hunters’ Is On Again This Sunday. Watch It.
Friday, January 27 by

Don’t worry, there’s no football this week.

'Cash Cab'
Caption This Pic And Win The ‘Cash Cab’ Giveaway
Friday, January 27 by

Do it, damn it! It’s free.

NBC: Nothing But Cum.
NBC To Air Donkey Sperm Drinking
Friday, January 27 by

Not starring Chelsea Handler surprisingly.

Tim and Eric face a hostile crowd.
Great Job! Audience Walks Out Of ‘Tim and Eric’ Sundance Screening
Thursday, January 26 by

The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.

"Welcome to Raisins, handsome."
‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Mom Suing Media For Sexualizing Her Daughter
Wednesday, January 25 by

Her money would be much better spent on getting a clue.

Jay, you have made an enemy of Randeep Dhillon of Bakersfield, CA. Prepare to face his wrath.
Jay Leno’s Jokes Are So Unfunny People Are Suing Him
Wednesday, January 25 by

The plaintiff here is so misguided that it compels me to side with Leno. This is shaping up to be a weird day.