You’ve made us all to look as FOOLS, Kimmel!
I want to put on a vest and fedora just thinking about this wonderful news.
Does anyone want to get in my study group?
How has there not been a Katy Perry halftime show yet? Seems odd…
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have teamed up, surprisingly not to raise hemp awareness (it’s a versatile material!), but instead to have a drawl-off in the upcoming HBO series True…
Better left unshot.
“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”
Back for extra innings.
If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.
One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.
Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.
The Talented Mr. Reynolds
I wonder if it will portray the finale and series in a positive light.
He’s just been cast in another show for the network.
Welcome to the dictionary, twerk. Now get the hell out!
BETTY WHITE AS PATIENT ZERO.
This is the best use of this song outside of the Jason X trailer.
Walt Jr should not be seeing this.
The name is really stupid. Click to learn it.
Today is a great day, because it’s the longest possible time until the next VMAs.
This wins the Internet for today.
Is like watching TV in an alternate dimension. Where they speak English.
It’s a Central American hell! (Probably not)
He’s never really been one for impulse control.
It gets worse from there. Just kidding. Not possible.
I am the one who knocks… out your cable.
Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.
People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)
Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?
It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.