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Stephen Colbert Blasts Pitchfork For Accusing His Publicity Stunt Of Being A Publicity Stunt
Thursday, August 8 by

Even though it totally was.

Whoa. Is she like, 12?
‘Two And A Half Men’ Has A New Half-Man. And It’s A Young Lesbian. Shocking.
Thursday, August 8 by

Looking forward to the tasteful jokes.

Pretty cool looking, actually.
Russel Simmons Gives The Kids What They Want. What They Want Is Apparently A Cartoon About The Harlem Renaissance.
Wednesday, August 7 by

Exciting stuff!

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And Now Walter White Replaced With A Pug
Wednesday, August 7 by

“Yo, Mr. White’s a dog, bitch.”

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I Prefer ‘Star Trek’ As Voiced By The Cast Of ‘Archer’
Monday, August 5 by

This took long enough.

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‘Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical’
Monday, August 5 by

This!

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Almost Everyone Is Leaving ‘American Idol’ (And J. Lo Is Coming Back)
Monday, August 5 by

Bad news for the three people in the overlapping Venn Diagram circles of “Screen Junkies readers” and “American Idol fans”: It would appear that the show you’ve grown to tolerate…

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‘Walking Dead’ Featurette Promises Zombies Out The Butt
Friday, August 2 by

Hopefully also plot development and characters making good decisions.

Billy Crystal will get another 365 days in the cryo-vac.
Ellen Degeneres To Host 2014 Oscars, Hathaway/Franco Snubbed For Third Consecutive Year
Friday, August 2 by

She’s literally the only person left in the world who’s willing to host the Oscars.

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Whatever These Bizarre Korean Commercials Are Selling, I’m Buying
Friday, August 2 by

RoboCop is like Ronald McDonald over there!

Here's Buffett conspiring to expand his meth empire with a well-known Albuquerque drug dealer.
Billionaire Warren Buffett Loves ‘Breaking Bad’, Is Therefore A Secret Meth Kingpin HImself
Thursday, August 1 by

This is tantamount to Buffett confessing to meth trafficking.

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Screen Junkies Show: The Idiot’s Guide To ‘Breaking Bad’
Thursday, August 1 by

A quick re-up before Sunday’s premiere.

It's hard to look casual with a scrotum that big.
TLC Is Seriously Developing A Show Based Around A Man With An Enormous Nutsack
Wednesday, July 31 by

In the name of science…

Open your eyes, Hugh. No one's that soulful.
Dr. House To Travel The U.S., Singing The Blues
Wednesday, July 31 by

He’s got the gimp-leg blues!

All he needs is a spinning bow tie, the huckster!
Noted Funnyman And Rib-Tickler Phillip Seymour Hoffman To Bring The Yuks To A Showtime Series
Tuesday, July 30 by

He’s going to play a man facing irrelevance and obsolescence! Classic PSH!

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‘Breaking Bad’ Final Season Trailer Is Poetry
Tuesday, July 30 by

Literally.

If you're looking for sponsors, we're sorry, but Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
‘The Simpsons’ Will Find Their Way To Cable…In Reruns
Tuesday, July 30 by

Because ‘Simpsons’ reruns are something that have been in very short supply over the past 20 years.

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Patrick Stewart Can’t Get His Sh*t Together In ‘Star Trek: TNG’ Blooper Reel
Monday, July 29 by

Also: Giggling Worf

My God, he's mostly hair!
Sam Elliott To Play Ron Swanson’s Doppelganger On ‘Parks And Recretation’
Monday, July 29 by

Perhaps one of many Eagleton versions of Panweeans.

Less Red Lobster. More writing.
HBO Execs Tell George R. R. Martin To Move His Ass
Monday, July 29 by

Get the lead out!

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Supercut: Movie References In ‘The Simpsons’
Friday, July 26 by

If they tried this with ‘Family Guy’, the editing software would break.

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Eric Andre Auditions For MTV VMA Host Spot
Friday, July 26 by

He’d be better than Russell Brand for a fourth &%$*ing time.

STOP BEING SO AWESOME, GUYS.
It’s The ‘Breaking Bad’ Cast Riding In An RV, Drinking Champagne
Friday, July 26 by

Life must be good for this gang. They’re on (only somewhat arguably) the best show on television, they’re careers are WIDE open, and they’re at the peak of their individual…

You handsome devil!
Jason Sudekis Waves Goodbye To SNL
Thursday, July 25 by

Effective immediately.

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News Lady Accidentally Draws A Penis On Live TV
Thursday, July 25 by

Tee-hee.

That's a heavy coat for all those spring tones.
Henry Winkler Makes The Logical Leap From ‘Arrested Development’ To ‘Parks And Rec’
Wednesday, July 24 by

In keeping with Parks and Rec‘s parade of guest stars, they’ve trotted out one star that shines a little brighter than all the rest (not true). Ok. Well, he’s really,…

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Chris Hardwick To Run ‘Talking Bad’ Following The Final Episodes On AMC
Monday, July 22 by

“I am the one who talks.”

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Enjoy Marvel’s Comic-Con Panel
Monday, July 22 by

While supplies last.

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R.I.P. Dennis Farina
Monday, July 22 by

1944 – 2013

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‘Avengers’ Sequel To Be Called ‘Avengers: Age Of Ultron’ And Be About A Sassy Robot Named Ultron
Monday, July 22 by

I’m assuming Whedon will make him sassy.