Go home zombies. You’re drunk.
A dish best served cold.
Rum pum pum pum.
It’s on SyFy, so it takes place in the future.
The title is a colorful way of saying that ‘The Walking Dead’ premiere was the highest-rated cable episode ever.
Brace yourself for ‘American Horror Story: Applebee’s Over by the Airport’.
Not really worth the wait.
I bet the die-hard fans will just call it ‘Cloudy’. So cool…
Yeah, it looks like they ripped him off pretty bad.
In fairness to Hader, the show has been performing terribly since last season.
The less said about it, the better.
Rudy? Who the f*ck is Rudy?
I’m going to make fun of the selection AND enjoy her performance.
Robert Duvall is WRONG.
Does this series really have legs?
He’s sorta got a good thing going where he is.
You don’t know how dollars work, do you?
Time for a palate refresher.
Breaking: Jay Leno likes cars a lot.
Which is a distinction again to being named “tallest dwarf.”
John Cusack was equally miffed.
They tried this in 1990. It…it didn’t work.
No surprise here. AMC will continue to keep zombies in our lives.
Better book your time now before that weasel Colbert inches in. Kidding. Colbert’s great.
Are anthologies hot right now? Yes. Anthologies are hot right now.
Let’s not expect a ‘7th Heaven’ reunion anytime soon.
Let the nostalgia wash over you.
This is going to be awesome and weird and confusing.
If not, they’re sure going to great lengths to make us believe they are.