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‘Flappy Bert’ Is Here To Ruin Your Productivity
Wednesday, February 12 by

Ernie!

The real spirit of the games is compelling everyone to throw rubbing alcohol in their faces.
Bob Costas Disgusting Eyes Sideline Him From Sochi Another Day
Wednesday, February 12 by

A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.

This is the face he makes when asked to solve a basic math problem.
BBC Sitcom Decides What It Is Missing Is Taylor Lautner’s Presence
Wednesday, February 12 by

You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…

The president wears an apron?
‘Dumb Starbucks’ Was The Work Of Nathan Fiedler
Tuesday, February 11 by

And maybe Tim and Eric as well.

I don't know who these people are.
‘X Factor’ Gets The Axe
Monday, February 10 by

I would say it will be missed, but..will it?

I hope they cut into regular programming with this story.
CNN’s Headline News To Rebrand As A Social Media News Network
Monday, February 10 by

When all else fails, lower your standards.

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This 15 Minute ‘Game Of Thrones’ Featurette Foreshadows So Many Stabbings
Monday, February 10 by

That’ll do dragon. That’ll do.

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The Walking Dead Drinking Game – In Time For Sunday’s Premiere
Friday, February 7 by

The Walking Dead returns to AMC on Sunday, February 9th with a mid-season premiere that promises to be even darker than previous seasons.  Good, because frankly graphic murder images like…

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The Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony Didn’t Go Real Hot
Friday, February 7 by

First the security scares, lack of toilets, poison water, and dog murder. Now THIS.

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Conan’s ‘Walking Dead’ Episode Intro Is Perfect
Friday, February 7 by

And it didn’t even involve bear masturbation.

This is a surprising success story.
Adult Swim To Add An Hour Of Primetime
Friday, February 7 by

You can soon start watching their weird shows at 8.

This is Preacher, not Rogen.
AMC And Seth Rogen To Adapt ‘Preacher’ As A Series
Thursday, February 6 by

And Evan Goldberg, too. But he doesn’t get as many clicks for us.

Just like in my dreams.
Say Goodbye To Leno Tonight (If You’re So Inclined)
Thursday, February 6 by

Bye bye, Jay.

How crazy would it be if these guys were friends in real life? I know, right?
You A Fan Of ‘Psych’? Not Anymore, You’re Not. It’s Cancelled.
Wednesday, February 5 by

‘White Collar’ and ‘Burn Notice’ will have to work EXTRA hard now.

This guy!
Rob Schneider Is Putting Himself In Another TV Show
Friday, January 31 by

He’s the only person that puts Rob Schneider in TV shows anymore.

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The ‘Workaholics’ Audition For ‘Game Of Thrones’
Thursday, January 30 by

“We’re talking wieners.”

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Four Inches Of Snow Has Essentially Turned Atlanta Into ‘The Walking Dead’
Wednesday, January 29 by

Minus the zombies.

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Mike Ehrmantraut Will Be Resurrected For ‘Better Call Saul’
Tuesday, January 28 by

This show keeps getting weirder/better.

He came back...haunted.
Trent Reznor Not Thrilled With The Grammys Cutting A Performance Short For A Delta Ad
Monday, January 27 by

The defenders of the Grammys were too busy breathing through their mouths to defend the Grammys.

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Just How Bleak Are Things Going To Get On ‘The Walking Dead’?
Monday, January 27 by

Find out in this new sneak peek.

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‘Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Trying Harder To Be Awesome
Friday, January 24 by

Time to get the nerds back on board.

Go creep elsewhere, sir.
HBO Says Goodbye To ‘Hello Ladies’
Friday, January 24 by

Labored, painful exchanges don’t make for loyal viewers, apparently.

JUSTIN BIEBER HAS LITTLE BABY HANDS. THAT'S THE REAL STORY HERE.
Bieber Arrested For DUI In Story That Has Nothing To Do With TV Or Movies
Thursday, January 23 by

We occasionally break theme to report stories that reflect poorly on people we don’t care for. JOURNALISM.

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‘SNL’ Caves To Pressure And Hires A White Male To Anchor ‘Weekend Update’
Thursday, January 23 by

Trailblazing.

What a nerd.
Rashida Jones Will Be A Cop On TBS
Wednesday, January 22 by

Finally, a TV show about police officers.

Surprise!
‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets A Seventh Season From NBC
Monday, January 20 by

It was strongly hinted-at.

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Current ‘Bachelor’ Is Juan Heck Of A Homophobe
Monday, January 20 by

So dreamy though.

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Rick Grimes Zombie Pranks Daryl Dixon
Friday, January 17 by

Daryl is definitely going to punch Rick one of these days.

"I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual, if that makes any sense."
NBC To Possibly Air An Actual, Original Idea With ‘Salvation’
Friday, January 17 by

Praise him!

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Russell Johnson, The Professor From ‘Gilligan’s Island’, Dies At Very Old
Thursday, January 16 by

He is survived by the Harlem Globetrotters.