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Seems like a nice enough young man.
Bruno Mars Announced For Super Bowl Halftime Show, Gwar Waits Until Next Year (Again)
Monday, September 9 by

How has there not been a Katy Perry halftime show yet? Seems odd…

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McConaughey & Harrelson Chase A Serial Killer In HBO’s ‘True Detective’ Trailer
Monday, September 9 by

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have teamed up, surprisingly not to raise hemp awareness (it’s a versatile material!), but instead to have a drawl-off in the upcoming HBO series True…

What might have been.
Read The ‘Breaking Bad Storylines That Never Made It Into The Show
Thursday, September 5 by

Better left unshot.

One of this offseason's roster moves should be sending the Phillies' camera and lighting guy down to AA ball.
Chase Utley FINALLY Responds To Mac From ‘Always Sunny’s Fan Letter
Wednesday, September 4 by

“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”

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Kenny Powers Only Works For Kenny Powers In Trailer For ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ Final Season
Wednesday, September 4 by

Back for extra innings.

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It’s ‘Breaking Bad’ With Pugs, You See
Wednesday, September 4 by

If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.

I'm gonna miss this!
‘True Blood’ To Hang Up Its Tits And Fangs In 2014, Ending The Series
Tuesday, September 3 by

One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.

After this, he can host the Oscars!
LeBron James Will Treat Us To A Semi-Biographical Comedy Series On Starz
Tuesday, September 3 by

Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.

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‘Always Sunny’ Goes Dark(er) In Pscychological Thriller Recut
Tuesday, September 3 by

The Talented Mr. Reynolds

He sorta looks like Fry.
Futurama FInale Will Now Have An After-Show With Chris Hardwick
Thursday, August 29 by

I wonder if it will portray the finale and series in a positive light.

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AMC Looooooves David Morrissey
Wednesday, August 28 by

He’s just been cast in another show for the network.

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Let’s Retire The Word Twerk Now That Every Newscaster Except Brian Williams Has Said It By This Point
Wednesday, August 28 by

Welcome to the dictionary, twerk. Now get the hell out!

Get a MacBook Pro, you luddites.
NBC Continues To Pretend It’s 1994 With ‘Outbreak’ Series
Wednesday, August 28 by

BETTY WHITE AS PATIENT ZERO.

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Supercut Of Thomas The Tank Engine Crashes Set To Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’
Wednesday, August 28 by

This is the best use of this song outside of the Jason X trailer.

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Hank And Marie Watch The MTV Video Music Awards
Tuesday, August 27 by

Walt Jr should not be seeing this.

Well that's some fun punctuation!
‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Is Going To Get It’s Own ‘Talking Dead’-Style Wrap-Up Show
Monday, August 26 by

The name is really stupid. Click to learn it.

Way to own your sexuality, Miley.
The MTV VIdeo Music Awards Manufactured A Sad Little Controversy Last Night
Monday, August 26 by

Today is a great day, because it’s the longest possible time until the next VMAs.

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It’s The Remix! ‘Breaking Bad’ Sings R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition’
Friday, August 23 by

This wins the Internet for today.

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Watch The Original ’30 Rock’ Pilot Starring Rachel Dratch As Jenna
Friday, August 23 by

Is like watching TV in an alternate dimension. Where they speak English.

Because Guatemala is for assholes.
Belize Tourism Board Wants The Cast Of ‘Breaking Bad’ To Visit To Prove That The Country Is More Than A Death Metaphor
Thursday, August 22 by

It’s a Central American hell! (Probably not)

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Cookie Monster Caught Checking Out Naked Girls
Thursday, August 22 by

He’s never really been one for impulse control.

That's the same face I made while writing this!
Rashida Jones Is Leaving ‘Parks And Rec’ For A CW Show Called ‘Ladyballs’
Wednesday, August 21 by

It gets worse from there. Just kidding. Not possible.

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People Called 911 To Complain About Cable Outage And Missing ‘Breaking Bad’
Monday, August 19 by

I am the one who knocks… out your cable.

It appears to be a straight-laced fella and a slacker are friends. Has any show ever done that before?
Asian Media Group Thinks Fox’s ‘Dads’ Is Pretty Racist
Friday, August 16 by

Well, at least the jokes are funny. Shoot. They’re not.

I presume this is a star of 'Duck Dynasty', but it could just as easily be a viewer.
‘Duck Dynasty’ Set Another Cable Ratings Record With Its Premiere Last Night
Thursday, August 15 by

People love ducks! (Or people are idiots. It’s not clear.)

She always looks a little tired when she's trying to be sexy.
Tina Fey Producing ANOTHER TV Show With ’30 Rock’ Alums
Thursday, August 15 by

Where’s Alec Baldwin in all this?

The awkward high school years.
Tina Fey Will Be Getting The ’30 Rock’ Crew Back Together For A New Comedy
Wednesday, August 14 by

It sounds like ’30 Rock’, which is fine with me.

Smile, Walt!!!
‘Breaking Bad’ Got Its Highest Ratings Ever Last Night
Monday, August 12 by

Maybe they’ll add a few seasons in light of this news.

No image really conveyed the type of gorgeous morons I had in mind, so here's the CBS logo.
CBS Inverts The ‘Big Bang Theory’ Premise To Appeal To Dumb People
Monday, August 12 by

Can pretty people be dumb? We’ll find out…THIS FALL ON CBS! Or spring. Sometime soon.

They'll see you for your polyps now.
Want A ‘Wizard Of Oz’-Inspired Medical Drama? CBS Will Give You One, You Weirdo.
Monday, August 12 by

I’m only watching this show if 70% of the cast is little people.