It’s about time someone played that sort of character.
Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.
America needs more bathtubs filled with champagne right now. To heal.
Ah, the wonders of theater!
He would be an amazing biker.
I knew that Bash was on the bubble, but Franklin? I…I need to sit down.
Fine, Amazon. We’ll pay attention. Jeez. Nice work on ‘Transparent’, btw.
Take that, sacred institution of marriage!
Are they sure it’s not called ‘Skinny Pete’? It’s ‘Skinny Pete’, right?
What are you waiting for? Get on Comedy Central and say it!
This will either be very funny or VERY boring.
To be fair, it wasn’t entirely his choice.
“My biggest weakness is that I frequently lose purses. But my biggest strength is that I always get them back.”
Jeez, FOX, you’re really getting intrusive about our intelligence levels.
A little something for the ladies.
They’re spoiling the broth!
The Parents Television Council decided this was going to be a whole…thing.
It’s as if she’s one of the several million people who don’t watch Cinemax.
And that date is…
A glimpse into Johnny Depp’s future.
I put “huge” in quotes because this is someone else’s idea of “huge.” Mine would be substantially less.
It’s about dating. Glad a TV show is finally tackling that.
Not starring Macauley Culkin, though that would be hilarious.
It’s a little spoiler-y, but not really. Seriously, you can read it.
I hope they satirize the goings-on!
Looking forward to seeing their legendary sense of humor on display!
I will give $5 to anyone who can tell me what Pitbull actually does.
Maybe wear underwear next time.
Does this mean we’ll finally stop reporting ‘True Detective’ casting news and rumors? HAHAHAHAHA. F*ck no.