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The gang joins Facebook.

And he’s probably right.

It’s the day after Halloween. I hope people still care about scary stuff.

That weird guy that really likes ‘Bob’s Burgers’ will be thrilled.

If you missed it the first time around, you’re not too late.

Even if you’re sick of the whole mustache thing, you have to like this because it’s for charity, and people will think you’re a bastard if you don’t.

Nice move, NBC!

I could see “Axel F” being redone by Cut Copy or Chromeo.

Just imagine how well it would do if it had characters we cared about!

“I can’t beleive we get paid to play ‘Cowboys and Indians’ on steroids.”

The people at Fox need to be punished.

Hey kids, who wants dessert?

Somehow, Snooki seems rounder than a meatball.

If he hadn’t worn such vibrant shirts, he wouldn’t have noticed at all.

Perhaps there is a wacky neighbor role for Korn’s Jonathan Davis.

Nancy Grace’s ‘DWTS’ run is quickly turning her into Britney Spears, looks notwithstanding.

At 15 minutes per episode, a new season means a whopping 90 minutes or so of programming the station won’t have to worry about next year.

Did someone say “Milhouse Spinoff?” Yes. I did. Just now. I want a Milhouse Spinoff.

This is going to be weird.

We call bullsh*t!

Be careful what you wish for…

This is the one good thing Hitler’s ever done.

It would actually be more mysterious if he did a project that wasn’t shrouded in secrecy.

We would like to remind you that production was stopped on ‘The Lone Ranger’. Well, ignore that. It’s back on with a bare-bones $215 million budget.

Guess whose making a reality show.

I see what they did there.

It’s a good thing he can’t feel any pain.

It would show ALL the episodes. Like “Lisa the Vegetarian” and…ALL of them.

Peter Dinklage won an Emmy, and I lost $25 betting on the Eagles.

Suck it, Sofia Vergara!