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I feel ya, dude.
‘How I Met Your Mother’ To Test Audience’s Patience With A Rhyming Episode
Tuesday, November 5 by

Of course it’s going to take almost a decade to meet someone when you pull this bullshit.

THEY WILL REMAIN UNDEREMPLOYED!
‘Full House’ To Return To TV With Original Characters? NO
Monday, November 4 by

(sigh)…Probably.

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George Romero Has Opinions About ‘The Walking Dead’ And ‘World War Z’
Friday, November 1 by

Somebody got told.

The first thing that pops into your head is "porn," right?
Owen Wilson Producing 1980′s Porn Series For Starz
Friday, November 1 by

He won’t be getting naked. Or even appearing in it.

Exactly.
Somehow CW Is Giving Fred Durst A Show About His Rise To Fame
Thursday, October 31 by

Show me one person who isn’t Fred Durst who won’t watch this ironically.

Make it funny, damn you!
NBC Is Picking Up A Tina Fey-Produced Series Starring Ellie Kemper
Thursday, October 31 by

’30 Rock’s Robert Carlock will also produce.

This is a pretty funny photo idea for a sit-com.
CBS Might Spin Off A Female-Led ‘How I Met Your Mother’, Because It Would Probably Work
Thursday, October 31 by

I’ll toss out a name: ‘How I Met Your Father’. That was fun!

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David Attenborough Narrates Miley’s VMA Performance
Thursday, October 31 by

Her mysterious rituals explained.

My reaction to this news was similar to his.
ABC Family Finds An Adaptation Of ‘The Hand That Rocks The Cradle’ To Be Appropriate
Thursday, October 31 by

How long can one family remain oblivious?

Utterly macabre.
Tim & Eric To Return To Adult Swim In 2014
Wednesday, October 30 by

Spooktacular! Excuse me. I meant, “Spectacular!”

Now we sit back and watch the rating skyrocket.
‘Community’ Scrapes The Bottom Of The Guest-Star Barrel With Tim & Eric And Mitch Hurwitz
Wednesday, October 30 by

It’s laughing at itself, because you’re laughing at it.

Not pictured: Other Guy
Bret McKenzie And Fox Are Producing A Cartoon About NASA
Wednesday, October 30 by

“The preferred term is ‘animated program’.” “Shut up.”

They all forgot shirts!
Channing Tatum Is Producing A Reality Show About Burlesque Dancers
Wednesday, October 30 by

Don’t forget about acting, Channing.

Love the mouth, love the goggles.
VH1 Gives 4 Non Blondes Lead Singer A Reality Show
Tuesday, October 29 by

She’s actually had a lot of success since “What’s Up?”

AMC president Charlie Collier, minutes after making the announcement.
Flowers Smell Nice, The Sky Is Blue, And ‘The Walking Dead’ Gets Renewed For Season 5
Tuesday, October 29 by

They should just renew it for the next ten years at once so I don’t have to keep writing these annual articles.

Yuck.
NBC Readies A Show About Angel Detective Solving Supernatural Mysteries
Tuesday, October 29 by

They can also talk to animals.

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Hampton Inn Makes One Guest’s ‘Fresh Prince’ Dreams Come True
Monday, October 28 by

That is rare.

There's an alligator...RIGHT BEHIND HIM.
Henry Winkler Getting A TV Show That Is Sadly Not A Barry Zuckerkorn Spin-off
Thursday, October 24 by

Go against expectations with a gritty mob series!

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Nick Offerman Takes Us Through Great Moments In Moustache History
Wednesday, October 23 by

Pay attention. A man is talking.

It must be cold outside. Cause of the hat.
That Sarah Silverman Pilot That Wasn’t Good Enough For NBC Is On YouTube
Wednesday, October 23 by

It’s worth a look.

If spies were this attractive, I would welcome them into our country.
‘Homeland’: Gettin’ Renewed!
Wednesday, October 23 by

Our government will continue to rot from the inside out for another year.

Those are tears of crazy.
Paula Abdul Is Now A Judge On The Australian ‘So You Think You Can Dance’
Monday, October 21 by

No one reading cares about this show, but this is still a funny story.

Furloughed.
NBC Will Air The Halloween ‘Parks And Rec’ Episode In Mid-November
Monday, October 21 by

They don’t want to the episode to be eclipsed by actual Halloween.

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Further Proof That ‘The Walking Dead’ Pretty Much IS ‘Toy Story’
Monday, October 21 by

How did we not see this sooner?!

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Just Guess How Local News Anchors Reacted To Mike Myers’s New Baby
Friday, October 18 by

This supercut is hypnotic.

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Syfy To Air ‘Stonados’, Which Is Like A Sharknado But With Stones
Friday, October 18 by

Syfy ain’t care!

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Bad Lip Reading Is The Only Thing Good In This Cold, Dark World
Thursday, October 17 by

Jazz hands makes everything better.

Butters has take this news the hardest.
South Park Missed Its First Deadline On Wednesday, Aired A Rerun
Thursday, October 17 by

Honestly, that’s an amazing run, and they should take the extra few days and just watch TV or go hiking or something.

I bet this guy is like the Jay-Z of the arm wrestling world.
AMC Confuses Itself With TLC For A Minute, Picks Up A Reality Show About Arm Wrestling
Thursday, October 17 by

This article (somehow) contains no ‘Over the Top’ reference or masturbation innuendo.

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Watch A Supercut Of Skeletor Berating His Henchmen
Wednesday, October 16 by

It’s hard to get good help when your sole mission is to make the world a crappy place.