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Ghostbuster Harold Ramis Dies At Age 69
Monday, February 24 by

In the words of Dr. Peter Venkman, “Nice shootin’, Tex.” We will miss you.

They deserve bigger pillows to sit atop.
Here’s A List Of All The 2014 Oscars Presenters
Monday, February 24 by

Yup. It’s just about every relevant person in Hollywood. And Whoopi Goldberg.

This is no laughing matter, Erin.
Erin Andrews To Co-Host ‘Dancing With The Stars’ In Wildly Predictable Announcement
Monday, February 24 by

Her slide towards the lowest common denominator continues…

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NBC To Bring Back ‘Heroes’, The Show That Drove Itself Into The Ground
Monday, February 24 by

*changes channel*

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The Tanners Come Off Mentally Deranged In ‘Full House Without Michelle’
Friday, February 21 by

In this alternate Michelle Tanner-less reality, Heath Ledger may still be alive.

Sure. I'll play this game.
#truedetectiveseason2 Twitter Meme Offers Some Interesting ‘True Detectives’ Pairings
Friday, February 21 by

Remember: There’s no “s” on the end of “Detective.” It’s confusing.

GET LIAM NEESON!
Jimmy Kimmel Pranked Everyone With Sochi Wolf Video
Friday, February 21 by

Now when there’s a real wolf in the hallway, no one will believe him. This has happened before.

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WTF is Guardians of the Galaxy?!
Thursday, February 20 by

Because, seriously, who are these guys??

We get it, Beck. It's a Bob Dylan phase. Jesus.
The ‘Mad Men’ Theme Song Was Offered To Beck
Thursday, February 20 by

I wouldn’t mind hearing “Devil’s Haircut’ every time Sally Draper comes onscreen.

He'll spend his free time investigating hand-enlargement options.
CeeLo Leaves ‘The Voice’; The Nation’s Flags Lower To Half-Mast
Wednesday, February 19 by

His home planet needs him.

"Please stop asking me to 'enhance that image'. That isn't a thing."
‘CSI’ Spinoff To Amaze Old People With…The Internet
Wednesday, February 19 by

If you put the word “cyber” in front of anything, it makes old people feel like they’re on a spaceship.

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Forget ‘The Tonight Show’, Watch Jimmy Kimmel Premiere ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Trailer Instead
Tuesday, February 18 by

Take that, ‘Tonight Show’!

Jimmy Fallon stealing a baby, possibly to sell on the black market, possibly for food.
Celebrities Of Varying Degrees Of Tolerability ‘Surprise’ Jimmy Fallon During HIs First Show
Tuesday, February 18 by

I put surprise in quotes because we’re not stupid.

Honestly, that's just good advice inside or outside the context of the show.
Cards Against Humanity Unveils ‘House Of Cards’ Expansion Pack For Fans Of All Things Cards
Monday, February 17 by

Excited about this? Too bad. They’re all sold out.

Delicious.
And Now Lifetime Is Going To Tell The Story Of Christ With ‘The One’
Monday, February 17 by

Lifetime: Television for Christian Woman

90% of musical theater is jazz hands.
‘Scrubs’ Is Heading To Broadway?
Monday, February 17 by

Move over, other-musicals-I-don’t-know-by-name.

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All Men Must Die In ‘Game Of Thrones’ Vengeance Trailer
Monday, February 17 by

And probably some babies and wolves too.

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Nick Jonas To Beat Up So Many Guys On DirecTV’s MMA Drama
Friday, February 14 by

Our baby’s all grown up.

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The Rock Is Getting An HBO Series But Will We Get To See His Boobs?
Friday, February 14 by

Also starring Rob Corddry.

In her downtime, Meredith enjoys participating in age-inappropriate back-to-school ads.
Bob Costas’ Oozing Eyes Cause Meredith Viera To An Olympic Pioneer
Friday, February 14 by

That headline really takes some liberties with the word “pioneer.”

Were you expecting a P.T. Anderson film?
Katrina Bowden Graduates From ’30 Rock’ To Play A Hooker On TNT
Friday, February 14 by

They grow up so fast.

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EXCLUSIVE: We CONFRONT Shia LaBeouf
Thursday, February 13 by

#SORRYNOTSORRYSHIA

This is our fate. There is no avoiding it.
Time Warner And Comcast Merger To Create Cable Company Death Star
Thursday, February 13 by

As long as I keep getting ‘Burn Notice’ reruns coming my way, I don’t care what they do.

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Will Forte Is ‘The Last Man On Earth’
Thursday, February 13 by

MacGruber is mankind’s last hope.

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‘Flappy Bert’ Is Here To Ruin Your Productivity
Wednesday, February 12 by

Ernie!

The real spirit of the games is compelling everyone to throw rubbing alcohol in their faces.
Bob Costas Disgusting Eyes Sideline Him From Sochi Another Day
Wednesday, February 12 by

A beleaguered nation seeks comfort.

This is the face he makes when asked to solve a basic math problem.
BBC Sitcom Decides What It Is Missing Is Taylor Lautner’s Presence
Wednesday, February 12 by

You know when something is almost perfect, but it needs just one tiny tweak? Like when you’re getting a massage on the beach, and you’re like, “Oh, this would just…

The president wears an apron?
‘Dumb Starbucks’ Was The Work Of Nathan Fiedler
Tuesday, February 11 by

And maybe Tim and Eric as well.

I don't know who these people are.
‘X Factor’ Gets The Axe
Monday, February 10 by

I would say it will be missed, but..will it?

I hope they cut into regular programming with this story.
CNN’s Headline News To Rebrand As A Social Media News Network
Monday, February 10 by

When all else fails, lower your standards.