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Gay fish, yo.

It seems he’s proud of his work.

Do they make meth in space?

The budget negotiations are going to be brutal.

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

Dr. Cock N Balls is back in the game.

Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.

You are NOT the father of the girl who’s afraid of transsexual mustard.

Unfortunately, the arresting officer was not named “Bunk.”

Is working with Paula Zahn community service?

Or go get drunk and kiss people. Choice is yours.

And the guy that played Jeffrey the Butler was constantly drunk and handsy. (My theory)

What kind of asshole gives all his money to charity? For shame!

Occupy Greendale.

Robert Pattinson is already killing stray cats.

Unless they were going to create a new day of the week, this was bound to happen.

Hitchens pulled no punches when it came to writing obituaries.

The show could get an in flux of dwarf tossing.

You’ve come a long way, baby!

Someone’s gotta feed the animals.

In the pilot episode, he performs a home invasion on those kids from ‘Are We There Yet?’

He was 96-years young, which is really friggen old!

Adam Carolla just ain’t care.

She seemed like a nice lady.

Seriously, dude. ‘The Wolverine’ needs you.

Your move, Internet.

You’ve been fooled, but you don’t care.

This is easily the worst thing to happen to America in the past ten minutes or so.

Sad nudity is still nudity, I guess.