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Disney Enters The Robin Hood-Movie-Business With ‘Nottingham And Hood’
Friday, December 5 by

It sounds like a farm-to-table gastropub.

Why hello, there!
Ryan Reynolds Has Been Cast In The ‘Deadpool’ Movie…As Deadpool
Thursday, December 4 by

It’s “Chimichanga time,” whatever that means.

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Seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg’s ‘Preacher’ Adaptation Will Be Getting A Pilot For AMC
Thursday, December 4 by

It sounds pretty damn cool.

STONES MOVIE
Martin Scorsese Bringing His Love Of The Rolling Stones To HBO
Wednesday, December 3 by

Just marry them already, Scorsese.

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‘Parks And Rec’ Will Return In January With Back-To-Back Episodes Every Tuesday
Monday, December 1 by

NBC sure seems to be in a hurry to be done with this show.

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Kevin Spacey And ‘House Of Cards’ To Return For Season 3 On February 27th
Monday, December 1 by

Politics as usual.

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James Cameron Has Some Vulgar Words About How Awesome The New ‘Avatar’s Will Be
Friday, November 28 by

“Bitchin'” was the least offensive way he described them.

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Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Lip-Sync Battle’ To Be A Stand-Alone Show on Spike TV
Sunday, November 23 by

It will be produced by Fallon, John Krasinski, and Stephen Merchant.

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NBC and Tina Fey’s ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Tossed Over To Netflix Before It Even Premiered
Sunday, November 23 by

Looks like NBC’s loss is Netflix’ gain.

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Conan Will Come To Primetime On TBS December 18th
Thursday, November 20 by

Can you show a masturbating bear during primetime? I’m going to assume you can.

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Hugh Laurie Guest-Starring On ‘Veep’, Possibly As The…
Thursday, November 20 by

We’ll keep the sorta-spoiler tucked away in the body of the article.

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‘The Graduate’ Director Mike Nichols Passes Away at 83
Thursday, November 20 by

“He was a true visionary, winning the highest honors in the arts for his work as a director, writer, producer and comic and was one of a tiny few to win the EGOT — an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony in his lifetime.”

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Studios Are Looking To Adapt ‘Serial’ Podcast For Both TV And Film
Thursday, November 20 by

That ‘Serial’ is so hot right now…

Man, that is some taught skin.
CNN Anchor Discusses Penis-Biting With Cosby Rape Accuser, Somehow Gets In Trouble
Wednesday, November 19 by

The bounds of both journalism and good taste have been jackhammered to dust.

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Netflix Is Delaying The Release Of The Bill Cosby Special Due To Recent “Unpleasantness”
Wednesday, November 19 by

“Unpleasantness” = a torrent of sexual allegations.

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Tom Hardy Is Starring In FX Series ‘Taboo’ That He And His Dad Wrote
Tuesday, November 18 by

His dad’s name is “Chips” which is an awesome name.

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HBO Released This Frustrating Vine To Let Us Know They Picked Up Westwood
Tuesday, November 18 by

“‘Westworld’ was picked up” would have been sufficient.

The version in German is always better. Like with "99 Luftballoons."
Fox Hires Rob Riggle To Scream At Us In An Adaptation Of An Austrian TV Series
Tuesday, November 18 by

If this thing’s in German, his yelling will take on a whole new level.

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?"
Netflix ‘Marco Polo’ Trailer Has Literally Nothing To Do With The Swimming Pool Game
Monday, November 17 by

However, if we’re drawing parallels, I guess his father, who gave him away as a slave, would be his “fish out of water.”

I can only assume that this will no longer make Cosby sweaters acceptable hipster kitsch. *sobs*
The Resurgence Of Bill Cosby Rape Allegations May Sorta Hurt His Upcoming NBC Family Sitcom
Monday, November 17 by

As in, “They might not want to make it at all.”

Jeez. We get it. You're handsome. Yikes!
Chris Pratt Will Be Staying Skinny, In Case You Missed Fat Andy Dwyer
Monday, November 17 by

You’d be missing Fat Andy Dwyer anyway since ‘Parks and Rec is ending’.

I've never imagined a show could look so unappealing just from a still.
The Curse Of Will Arnett Continues With Cancellation Of ‘The Millers’
Monday, November 17 by

COME ON!

Don't worry. I cropped out the man's bare bottom.
The Parents Television Council Think That Risque Cable Channels Should Be Premium Channels
Monday, November 17 by

Thanks, PTC!

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Walt Can’t Get Jesse To Play In ‘Do You Want To Build A Meth Lab?’
Monday, November 17 by

Poor, lonely Walter. All that time that he was the one who was knocking, it was in search of a friend.

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Rainn Wilson Plays The Ole’ ‘Quirky, Misanthropic Savant’ In Fox’s ‘Backstrom’ Trailer
Friday, November 14 by

It’s about time someone played that sort of character.

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Sony Jumping On The Streaming Bandwagon With ‘Sony Vue’
Friday, November 14 by

Looking forward to ‘Twisted Metal Mysteries’ on Thursdays at 8PM.

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Nick Cannon And NBC To Revive ‘Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous’
Thursday, November 13 by

America needs more bathtubs filled with champagne right now. To heal.

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‘Duck Dynasty’ Musical Is Heading To Vegas, Where It Belongs
Thursday, November 13 by

Ah, the wonders of theater!

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Conan O’Brien Joined The ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Last Night On His Show
Wednesday, November 12 by

He would be an amazing biker.

How come none of my appearances are in courtrooms that nice?
TNT Gives ‘Franklin & Bash’ The Axe Leaving Us Breathless, Bash-less
Tuesday, November 11 by

I knew that Bash was on the bubble, but Franklin? I…I need to sit down.

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