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Live Talk Show Devolves Into ‘The Eric Andre Show’
Friday, May 9 by

That escalated quickly.It

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Law & Order: SVU’ Picked Up For 16th Season Of Madap Fun In The Big Apple
Friday, May 9 by

Dunk DUNK!

This picture serves as a harrowing reminder that Durst can only tell time on digital clocks.
Fred Durst Directing eHarmony Ads Now
Friday, May 9 by

Because if you can’t find love with the help of a man who started a riot at Woodstock 99, then you can’t find love.

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Mushmouth Supercut: Al Sharpton Doesn’t Know Words
Thursday, May 8 by

Take a minute to breathe, Al.

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Hey Ladies – Get Excited For The Marge Simpson Cosmetics Line
Wednesday, May 7 by

Caution: Do not apply with a makeup gun.

Giddyup.
The Final Season Of ‘True Blood’ Will Have A Japanese Businessman Cowboy
Tuesday, May 6 by

If this surprises you then you’re not familiar with ‘True Blood’.

Fat guy with a machete.
AMC Considers Pilot About 18th-Century Organ Harvester
Monday, May 5 by

I hope that organ-harvesting becomes a hot premise on networks, like fairy tales, zombies, and vampires.

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‘The Simpsons’ Get Better Ratings In LEGO Form
Monday, May 5 by

Everything is better in LEGO form. Except DUPLOs, because they could cause a choking hazard for toddlers.

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Norm Macdonald Would Like To Host ‘The Late Late Show’
Monday, May 5 by

Internet. Make this happen.

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‘The Simpsons’ Breaks The Fourth Brick Wall In Lego Spectacular Trailer
Friday, May 2 by

Homer has the best hallucinations.

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Donald Sterling Was Very Colorful When He Appeared On ‘Seinfeld’
Thursday, May 1 by

No worse than the bosses here at Screen Junkies.

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Jay Leno Gets His Own Street At Universal Studios
Thursday, May 1 by

“Did ya see this? Did ya hear about this?” *Eubanks chuckles*

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Awww Yeah… ‘DuckTales’ Theme Gets The Sexy, Soul Treatment
Wednesday, April 30 by

Oddly enough, it works well.

I can't say no to those eyes. GET OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN, GWEN!
Gwen Stefani To Mortgage Her Credibility To Star On ‘The Voice’
Wednesday, April 30 by

She will be coaching, and determining who is a hollaback girl and who isn’t.

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‘Jeopardy!’ Will Air A Sports Spinoff Online
Wednesday, April 30 by

It will be hosted by Dan Patrick. WOO-HOO!!!!

They'll be long dead by the time this airs.
Fox To Air Three-Hour Live ‘Grease’ Musical
Monday, April 28 by

Why? Because the universe can be a bit of a jerk sometimes.

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Watch The Trailer For ‘The Leftovers’: HBO’s New Thing That You Are Going To Like
Monday, April 28 by

What happens after the Rapture?

"Oh. I see." *scratches head, looks around, walks away with nosebleed*
You Want A Very Comprehensive Game Of Thrones Map? You Got It
Friday, April 25 by

Take a left at the severed head on a pike, then keep going. You’ll pass five, maybe six severed heads on pikes, then take a right. And that’ll take you to the giant pile of rotting bodies.

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‘Friday The 13th’ To Become An Hour-Long TV Show
Friday, April 25 by

Ch-ch-ha-ha…CH-CH-HA-HA

Going a little crazy there with the graphics, NBC.
‘Sunday Night Football’ Will Now Start Stealing The Best Games In Beginning Week 5 Instead Of 11
Thursday, April 24 by

Now if only they would help us tell Herm Edwards and Tony Dungy apart…

Magnificent.
Meg Ryan Will Be The Grown Up Mother In ‘How I Met Your Father’
Wednesday, April 23 by

Okayyyyyyyyyyy…

After deciding "Heath's Body Odor" was a wildly misguided name for a premium cable channel, the suits shortened it to HBO.
You Will Be Able To Watch HBO Shows Without An HBO Subscription On Amazon Prime
Wednesday, April 23 by

It’s not a catchy headline, but it gets the point across.

"Snack dick."
Visit The Pied Piper Website From HBO’s ‘Silicon Valley’
Tuesday, April 22 by

In keeping with the show’s premise, the website is pretty cool and user-friendly.

You're home again, Laura.
Laura Prepon Will Return Full-Time To ‘Orange Is The New Black’ In Season 3
Monday, April 21 by

We can’t stay mad at you, Laura. Get over here and give us a hug.

Pied Piper shirt.
HBO, Feeling Humorous, Renews ‘Veep’ And ‘Silicon Valley’
Monday, April 21 by

HBO, once considered a bastion of televised drama, has recently been flexing some comedic muscle as many of its dramatic series near the end of their runs. So it should…

OMG!
Aubrey Plaza Pissed Her Character Is The Only One Without A Baby On ‘Parks And Rec’
Monday, April 21 by

To be fair though, she seems like she’s pissed about a lot of things.

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Back In Black Orange: ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Season 2 Trailer
Thursday, April 17 by

Take another look inside the reality of women’s prisons and all their wacky hairdos.

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Conan O’Brien Had A Bitch Of A Time Getting Ready For The MTV Movie Awards
Tuesday, April 15 by

You gotta condition, homey.

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Watch Oprah Milk Tears Out Of Pharrell’s Eyes
Tuesday, April 15 by

“Why’m I crying on Oprah?”

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Goats Singing ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme: Bucket List Satisfied
Friday, April 11 by

Goodbye, cool world.