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It’s no surprise that Obama likes a gay minority, but keep in mind that Omar is also very pro-second amendment.

Ugh.

Something tells me the baby will slide right out without a problem.

From the makers of ‘Upstairs Downstairs… With a Sh*tload of Cats’.

First, Kansas City, then, the world.

Pop! Pop!

“Dar-yl! Dar-yl!”

Tiger blood, and what have you.

Let’s see…She’s less hot and louder since America last cared about her. Yeah, these shows are good ideas.

He should have been in the episode about Abed and the chicken fingers.

What up with that?

Get it? Ugh.

We’d rather see him in a ‘Temptation Island’ reboot, anyway.

Great for whores, bastards, and dwarves, also!

Watch ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ greatest moments. Over and over again.

My prayers have been answered.

What attracts you to odd hats?

It’s crazy enough to work.

And I would like to witness that celebration.

Reporting a story about ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’ is just like giving people an invitation to be angry about something.

The first-ever Carson Daly interview that won’t lull you to sleep.

The set just isn’t as safe as that of ‘Tommy the Cool Mule’

Thanks for the mammaries!

She is SO not getting a sitcom now.

It could be like ‘Best In Show’, but with rock stars! That’s never been done, has it?

In other news, the sun came up in the east.

Kenny Powers back on top-ish.

Also, they drink donkey semen.

The slow show about fast animals will be around for a while.

Apparently ‘The X Factor’ is a show and she was on it.