Roseanne Working On A Farm And No It’s Not A Pig Farm

As part of a concerted effort to make people never want to watch reality TV again, Roseanne is joining Sinbad in the reality TV club. To make matters even more easily mocked, it’s about her owning a farm. Here’s an actual, not-made-up quote about the series, which will depict her managing a 40-acre macadamia farm:

“They’ve said ‘Roseanne’s nuts’ for years, and now I’m going to make that a reality – I’m all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!”

Now for a fictional, made-up-by-me quote from Roseanne about the series:

“Please God, just kill me now and don’t allow this atrocity to happen.”

The Lifetime series doesn’t have a title, but I’m guessing it will be some abortion like “Roseanne’s Nuts!” or “Going Nuts with Roseanne!” Please God, just kill me now and don’t allow this atrocity to happen. (via Deadline)