CBS has proven that the elderly are powerless to resist the cathode glow of a crime procedural, but do they have the same effect on children? Nickelodeon hopes so. The network is now teaming with Scott Marshall and his dad Gary to develop a show about a child detective, his child District Attorney brother, the child judge they both have a crush on, a corrupt mayor who is a doody-butt, and a lady who runs the local “malt shoppe” who is “connected.” Let's hope that she isn't making those malts with ice cream that fell off the back of a truck. Because that's a good way to get a serious case of diarrhea.

Compared to his work from the 70's and 80's, this concept doesn't even rank on the Gary Marshall scale of crazy. (Deadline)