A new full-length trailer for "True Blood" has glamoured the Internet, and I’m sharing it with you so you can forward it along to your girlfriends. They’re going to love this season considering the vampire-centric show is now dabbling in the world of werewolves, officially making it one pained expression away from becoming full-blown Twilight for television.
But don’t you dare move off that couch. You sit their with your baby cakes and subject yourself to every single minute of it. At least it’s HBO, so breasts and people erupting into flames are guaranteed. Buncha filthy pyros over at that network…
Sink your eyes into the trailer after the jump. Tell your g.f. season 3 of "True Blood" premieres June 13th, if she doesn’t already have a sticker on her bejeweled day planner for it.