NBC Getting On Board With Turning Its Late-Night Lineup Into An Absolute Greco-Roman Clusterf*ck

Wednesday, March 6 by
Jay Leno, channeling the spirit of John Gotti.  

It’s been a nearly universal opinion that since the Tonight Show debacle with Conan O’Brien, the underlying problem with NBC’s late night schedule is that they simply haven’t tinkered with it enough. Well, always ones to nip perceived problems in the bud, NBC has gotten out their Bob the Builder hats and coveralls and is contemplating a massive overhaul that would put Jimmy Fallon in the Tonight Show spot, have Howard Stern move into the Late Night spot vacated spot, thus freeing up Leno to either take over Stern’s duties hosting a morning radio show, judging a singing contest, or possibly just allowing Leno the eventual freedom to throw his arms up in exasperation and allowing himself to be crushed into a cube, perhaps, after filtration, providing a few pints of clean drinking water for underprivileged Ecuadoran families.

Only time will tell.

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