MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Is The Greatest Thing To Happen To Any Of Us

^{I thought this was a Halloween photo but no one else is dressed up.}

Fellas, at first you’ll be pissed when your girlfriend series records MTV’s Jersey Shore on your DVR (which she will undoubtedly do). Don’t be. The show is AMAZING. I was lucky enough to catch the first episode and I can say that it has actually improved my life. It gave me the greatest gift of all. The gift of feeling superior to total strangers.

Does it feature stereotypes? Sure. Is it trashy? Uh-huh. Are there stained pits? Undoubtedly. Do they have a duck-shaped telephone? They do. It’s unintentional comedy at its finest with the punchlines polished an unsettling shade of fake tan. Easily the best show that MTV has ever aired. Tune in December 3rd. Your life will thank you.