MTV to Axe Four ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Members (Not Axe Body Spray)

Wednesday, June 16 by

The oil spill destroys yet another beach.

In today’s economy, job security is almost non-existent. This is even true for those of us who get paid to be a raging douche bag and/or herpes spreading skank.

TMZ is reporting that at least half the cast of "Jersey Shore" is facing the chopping block after MTV executives were "underwhelmed" by their performances this season. Obviously, this means there’s been an overall decline in the number of teenage viewers renouncing Jesus Christ as their lord and savior, and someone at the network needs to be held accountable.

The cast members in question are Lenny, Squiggy, Amerigo and "The C-Word." (TMZ)

 

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