Monday TV Preview

Are the Sangalese Terrorists from 24 going to blow up Washington D.C?! Too bad they’ll have to blow up Jack Bauer first. Tonight he gets the main stage with 2HRs of no-nonsense screaming at corrupt gov’t officials, explosions, and the emergence of Jon Voight as Bauer’s new arch nemesis. You don’t need to really know anything before watching this episode–just sit back and get your face blown off. Likewise, Heroes also offers some telepathic mind blowings tonight as well. Your preview after the jump.

24 9/8c on FOX

Last week, everything seemed all wrapped up in a nice package, until Senator Meyer’s corrupt Aide got a text message signifying a devastating new terrorist threat. Tonight, we are offered two hours of Jon Voight exacerbating the situation, Bauer doing some long awaited interrogation, and Agent Walker leading the investigation on the ground and water.

Heroes 9/8c on NBC

Last week, Parkman used his powers to search through Noah’s mind to discover exactly why Nathan is after them. Tonight, Matt and Peter go to building 26 to locate Daphne and the files detailing the government’s plans for people with abilities.

Late Show Round-Up (From Best to Worst)

Leno 1135/1035c NBC

Mickey Rourke, Toni Collette, John Legend

Conan 1235/1135c NBC

Josh Brolin, Shaun Ellis and Helen Jeffs, Nikka Costa

Letterman 1130/1030c CBS 

Katie Couric, U2

Craig Ferguson 1235/1135c CBS

Paris Hilton, Dee Dee Myers

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So things are a little hairy right now, what with the crumbling world econmoic order and all. Thankfully we have Obama to make everything ok. Didn’t you see that South Park Episode? Unfortunately the Pres. is also replacing House tonight, but don’t fret, 24 and Heroes are coming at you with new episodes. Your preview after the jump.

Presidential News Conference 8/7c on FOX, ABC, CBS, NBC

Bush Voices – Watch more

Won’t be nearly as funny as Bush’s Press Conferences.

Heroes 9/8c on NBC

Last week, the newly powerless Hiro resolved to help Ando become a true superhero. Tonight, Matt’s paintings reveal a dire fate for someone close to him, while Sylar meets a young outcast who may be able to help Sylar find his dad.

24 9/8c on FOX

Last week, Bauer and co. found broke into Dubaku’s headquarters but couldn’t track down the evil Colonel before he could escape. Tonight, Dubaku ratchets up the tension by threatening the White House with the President’s husband in captivity.

Late Show Round-Up (From Best to Worst)

Letterman 1130/1030c CBS 

Naomi Watts, Danny McBride, The Von Bondies

Conan 1235/1135c NBC

Clive Owen, Judah Friedlander, Brett Dennen

Craig Ferguson 1235/1135c CBS

Michael Clarke Duncan, Richard Zoglin, Adele

Leno 1135/1035c NBC

Simon Baker, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, Duffy

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