Now THAT’S a headline! Armani has just released a commercial of Megan Fox wearing their underwear while standing in one place, kinda attempting to pull off what she thinks people do when they’re trying to act sexy. The result is underwhelming. It would have given me more tingles if she’d just remained completely still while the camera sweeped across her naughty bits a few times. Someone close that girl’s mouth. She’s going to catch flies. Or worse!