Lucy Lawless To Play A Swanson Love Interest On ‘Parks And Recreation’

Heyyyyyyy girrrrrrrllllllll.  

The only woman who is woman enough for the man that is Ron Swanson is Xena: Warrior Princess. After she wasn’t able to play Tammy 1 due to scheduling conflicts with Spartacus, Lucy Who Does Not Obey The Law will finally be finding her way on to Parks and Recreation in season five.

Lawless will play a single mom who needs the assistance of the Pawnee Parks Department, and since she’s gonna be around for a few episodes, it’s highly like that she will be playing the previously-hinted-at Swanson Girl. A Swanson Girl is like a Bond Girl, but way more interesting.

If this relationship doesn’t end with a battle with medieval weapons then…then…just…missed opportunity, man.