In honor of LOST premiering tonight, here’s a song created by Benny & Rafi Fine laying out all the mysteries the show hasn’t answered yet. I watched it and I can’t remember half the sh*t it brings up. I’ve wasted five years of my life on LOST, and I look forward to wasting one more. I demand an answer for the polar bears. That island is simply too hot for them!
Get these links in before the brain-wrinkling begins.
25 Drunks Passed Out On Benches (HolyTaco)
Oscar Nominations Snubs and Surprises (Moviefone)
The Rip Torn/Norman Mailer Brawl (FilmDrunk)
King Mo Lawal May Do an Elephant Entrance (CagePotato)
5 TV Characters We Should Hate But Love (Unreality)
5 Shows That Lost it in Their Final Season (Asylum)
Demi Lovato Lesbian Bikini Vacation (CelebJihad)
20 Worst Oscar Nominations of the Last 20 Years (Pajiba)
14 Things Scaring Off the Ladies (MadeMan)
Hitler Reacts to NASCAR Rule Changes (AllLeftTurns)
My GF is Banging Another Guy. WTF? (RegretfulMorning)