‘Lost’ Epilogue Provides Closure. Ha Ha, Just Kidding!!

Friday, August 6 by

Now that the Losties have shuffled off to be BFFs in Cheesy Plot Twist Heaven, we finally figure what the hell was happening on that island thanks to this short epilogue. Ben Linus takes a trip to Guam to lay-off Sammy Haggar and Bill Nye the Science Guy and agrees to answer one question from each. And then gather around the television to watch a six-minute DVD. He’s a busy man. A busy man dressed like Mr. Furley.

Here’s a quick rundown of what precious answers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse decide to share with us (bear in mind that I’m paraphrasing): dumb, dumb, stupid. dumb, WWAAALLLLTTTTT!!!!!!, dumb. The End. Thanks for watching!

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