Lindsay Lohan Will Play Herself On FX’s ‘Anger Management’, Because That’s Where Her Career Is These Days

Monday, February 25 by
Not at all rooted in real life. 

“Somethingsomethingsomething cocaine trainwreck.”

News broke recently that Charlie Sheen helped Lindsay Lohan with a tax bill by giving her $100k. Since it’s become common knowledge that Charlie Sheen doesn’t give money to women without expecting something sleazy in return, it’s finally time for Lindsay Lohan to pay the piper with an appearance on Sheen’s FX series Anger Management. Ugh. It might be more palatable just to pay off the debt with sex like all the others do.

The two “characters” will meet in therapy and kick off a romance (that will apparently last one episode).

Such is the state of Lindsay Lohan’s career that she’s only available to find work in forms of self-parody and Greco-Roman clusterfucks of films like The Canyons. I guess it beats the macabre alternatives.

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