Keira Knightley’s Nude Scenes In ‘A Dangerous Method’ Look Depressing

Sad nudity is still nudity, I guess. 

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Yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “Nudity is nudity,” “beggars can’t be choosers,” etc. Well, you’re wrong. In the Internet Age, beggars can be choosers. And since you’re reading this, I know you have web access, which means that by default you also have access to millions of nude pictures and videos. Yet here you sit, desperately searching for some half-assed nip slip from Keira Knightley. Well, unless you’re turned on by the sight of a hysterical woman wearing old-fashioned clothes being thrown into a bathtub (don’t answer that), you can really do better.

Granted, later in the film there’s a topless scene during a spanking session, which is probably a little more your speed. But remember that as pretty as she may be, Keira Knightley doesn’t even have breasts, so what’s the damn point? It’s like watching Jack McBrayer get topless. (Source)

Not sexy.

Marginally better.