[post-album postid="210414" item="7"]I've got some good news and some bad news for Keira Knightley fans. The good news is that the actress took part in several nude scenes for her upcoming film, A Dangerous Method. The bad news is, the scenes seem about as sexy as watching a mammogram.

Yeah, I know what you're thinking: "Nudity is nudity," "beggars can't be choosers," etc. Well, you're wrong. In the Internet Age, beggars can be choosers. And since you're reading this, I know you have web access, which means that by default you also have access to millions of nude pictures and videos. Yet here you sit, desperately searching for some half-assed nip slip from Keira Knightley. Well, unless you're turned on by the sight of a hysterical woman wearing old-fashioned clothes being thrown into a bathtub (don't answer that), you can really do better.

Granted, later in the film there's a topless scene during a spanking session, which is probably a little more your speed. But remember that as pretty as she may be, Keira Knightley doesn't even have breasts, so what's the damn point? It's like watching Jack McBrayer get topless. (Source)

[caption id="attachment_237575" align="alignleft" width="450" caption="Not sexy."]


[caption id="attachment_237576" align="alignleft" width="450" caption="Marginally better."]