"Who can we get to join this Sandy relief concert that has a pristine history of not flying off the handle during televised relief concerts."

"Kanye West."

"Perfect. Let's grab drinks. You're buying, you son of a bitch!"


Kanye West will be performing alongside relief concert stalwart Bruce Springsteen, Paul McCartney, and Alicia Keys at Madison Square Garden on 12.12.12. Proceeds will go to the Robin Hood Relief Fund, an organization that probably deserves some of your money.

I'll leave you with this: