Jimmy Kimmel Will Air ‘Lost’ Alternate Endings

^{"Those mozzarella sticks had better be piping hot when they finally get here, or I’ll pitch a real bitch-fit."}

In order to keep a tight lid on the secret series finale, "Lost" producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse filmed four endings for the puzzling series. Viewers who can’t wait for the DVD bonus features, won’t have to wait long to see them. In fact, they’ll be shown about a half an hour after the credits roll and everyone has had sufficient time to shout, "Aww, what the fuh?!!!"

The brass-balled Jimmy Kimmel will air the alternate endings exclusively on his "Jimmy Kimmel Live: Aloha to Lost" after the super-sized episode, with the "Lost" cast joining him in-studio. No need to stay up so late though. I’ve actually been tipped off to the alternate conclusions. They play out as follows:

• The first alternate ending has Jack returning to the mainland to find that a statue of Ben now sits in the Lincoln Memorial.
• Much like "The Sopranos," "Lost" will also end with a song by Journey. In this instance, "Anyway You Want It" blasts over the victory party scene after Lapidus exclaims, "We’re all gonna get laid!!!"
• Finally, it comes to light that Hurley did actually fart that time in the van with Miles and the corpse. With a man his size eating all that undercooked boar’s meat, it just makes sense that a few would slip out from time to time.

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