‘Jersey Shore’ Audition Tapes Make Me Hate Ellis Island

Thursday, January 21 by

Leonardo da Vinci and Christopher Columbus can rest easy in their graves, as The Jersey Shore season finale airs tonight. I’d like to pretend the above video of the guido cast’s auditions is a eulogy for the show, but I realize the world will have to endure several more years of the pop culture "phenomenon." Wouldn’t you know it, the guys talk about bangin’ chicks and the girls talk about gettin’ banged by guys. Normally I don’t mind ill-pronounced bangin’ talk, but bangin’ often leads to the proliferation of a species, and I’m pretty sure spawn from The Jersey Shore folks would signal the apocalypse. (AOL)

 

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