For those of you keeping score, this is Screen Junkies’ fourth Hulk Hogan article in the past three months. You're welcome.

Appearing on The Wendy Williams Show, which is where I'd go to set the record straight on my sexuality, Hulk Hogan responded to rumors started by his ex-wife Linda that he had a gay affair with Brutus the Beefcake. Hogan declared, "...I don’t get it...if it was true and I was gay, I’d embrace it, and I’d tell you guys about it and I’d celebrate it."

First of all, it's refreshing to see a figure from such a bygone, pseudo-masculine era not lash back at rumors he's gay as if it was a personal attack. Nice work, Hulk Hogan. Score one for the WWE's diversity program.

Ok. Now that that's out of the way, I am extremely curious to see how Hulk Hogan would "celebrate" homosexuality. Bleaching his hair? Garish outfits? A shiny monument of a mustache? I think he's celebrating it right now. And I love it.