Ok, settle down. We'll get through this. Arrested Development braintrust Mitch Hurwitz and Dan "Podcast" Harmon are apparently working together on a secret project that's so secret I shouldn't even be talking about it right now. But I am anyway.

In fact, it hasn't even been confirmed that the project is a TV show. Maybe it's a street art exhibit. Or a slam poetry documentary. Nah. It's probably a TV show. But almost nothing else is known about it. Harmon revealed very little to Rolling Stone, saying, "I could lay it out in one sentence, but then it'll be on the Internet and I'm worried that that'll somehow ruin it."

Jesus, Dan. Just lay it out with one sentence, get us all abuzz about it, then have us get completely sick of it about a month before it comes out. Just like Hurwitz did with the new Arrested Development episodes.

Doesn't this guy know anything about how fandom works?

Stay tuned...