Here’s Those Pictures Of Jimmy Kimmel Dressed As The Dowager Countess That Your Penis Ordered

Friday, September 7 by
 

 He made his career by putting attractive, panty-clad women on trampolines. Now, Jimmy Kimmel is using his powers for evil. Heinous, heinous evil. As you can see from the cover of an upcoming issue of TV Guide, Kimmel has dressed up like Downton Abbey’s Dowager Countess or a Hunger Games character or something. Either way, terrible start to the weekend.

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