Heidi Montag Makes Baby Jesus Cry

Wednesday, August 20 by

The star of The Hills recently told a reporter for E! that she believes her success is due to God liking her:

 

A lot of miracles have happened in my life to take me here, and to me, the reason why we’re all on this earth is for God, and that’s the way I live my life.

Listen, I’m not a religious man. But I sure as shit can tell the difference between someone who lives their life for God and a vapid little socialite who treats people like crap and takes a fun bath in flower-scented money every night. This is called a God complex. Saddam had it. Bush has it. David Koresh had it. It gets people in trouble, if not lit on fire. So stop it. Now.

Aaaarrrghh!

This reminds me of one of my favorites from Holy Taco.

And Celebuzz has the story.  
 

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