Veteren screen actor but relative TV avoider Harvey Keitel has inked a deal to play a regular role in the forthcomming ABC sci fi cop drama Life on Mars.

Keitel is known for his portrayal of hard man characters in a slew of classic films, including Mean Streets, Reservoir Dogs, and Taxi Driver. When recently asked about his feelings regarding finally embracing televison as a medium, he responded, "Feelings? why dont you go fuck yourself and your feelings you fucking fuckball."

Get the story WITHOUHT needless bad words at Entertainment Weekly.