Hey, Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Looks like you like a little tough talk, don't ya? Yeah, you do. You're a dirty little Association.

I'm sure you recall the OUTRAGE caused by Ricky Gervais lazily acknowledging that Charlie Sheen is a drug addict, Kim Cattrall is wrinkly, and Hugh Hefner's penis looks like a nine day-old 7-Eleven hot dog. Immediately after the show, the HFPA spoke out to declare he had 'crossed the line' and won't be invited back to host. Then the ratings came in.

Lo and behold, Gervais has been invited back to host. The comedian tells UK's Heat magazine, "The ratings were up again and the organizers asked me to consider a third year. I don't think I should. I don't know what I could do better. I certainly couldn't get more press for them, that's for sure. You know me. Two seasons is enough."

That's not to say he can't come back a third time but refer to it as a Christmas special. Sheen always acts up around the holidays. (via Vulture)