In tackling the third* and final issue of what it REALLY means to be a teenager, Glee will stage a shooting in the halls of its weird, weird school. If this angers you for no particular reason, you are not alone.

It will be interesting to see how they tie this tragedy into an a capella rendering of "Save Tonight" by Eagle Eye Cherry, but if anyone can do it deftly, it's the master of subtlety, Ryan Murphy.

Just kidding. I'm guessing even Ryan Murphy doesn't watch Glee anymore. In any event. Tomorrow night, if you're feeling particularly mad at yourself, make yourself an individual serving of microwave popcorn, force your cat upon your lap, and watch this bullshit.

Glee, Thursdays at 9 on FOX.

*The other two are being gay and being in a wheelchair.