I think it says something about your new network when the flagship series is the TV adaptation of a violent film that involves killing sprees, rape, and Salma Hayek putting her foot in Quentin Tarantino's mouth.

Yet here we are as Robert Rodriguez divulges that the adaptation will be the backbone of his El Rey Network, which is an English-language station that will be geared towards Hispanic audiences. Already, I can hear hipsters salivating over the prospect of enjoying this channel ironically, spilling their taco truck tacos all over their vests and mustaches.

What a bloodbath.