Fred Durst Directing eHarmony Ads Now

Friday, May 9 by
This picture serves as a harrowing reminder that Durst can only tell time on digital clocks.  

In news that is completely surprising, yet, at the same time, feels incredibly appropriate, Fred Durst, lead singer and founder of Limp Bizkit, has directed a new eHarmony ad.

Sadly, we don’t have the video of it online YET, but we’re comfortable assuming it will consist of him screaming “harmony” over and over into a camera that uses a fish-eye lens.

Or maybe it’ll show him having a romantic picnic with a red Yankees cap. We just don’t know yet.

In the event you don’t believe a word I’m saying (totally understandable), check out this tweet:

Boom. Dursted.

As soon as the video finds its way online, you can be sure we’ll get it to you. Then you can be sure that we’ll help you forget it ever existed. Such is the nature of pop culture journalism.

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