Sadly, we don’t have the video of it online YET, but we’re comfortable assuming it will consist of him screaming “harmony” over and over into a camera that uses a fish-eye lens.
Or maybe it’ll show him having a romantic picnic with a red Yankees cap. We just don’t know yet.
In the event you don’t believe a word I’m saying (totally understandable), check out this tweet:
— eHarmony (@eHarmony) May 2, 2014
As soon as the video finds its way online, you can be sure we’ll get it to you. Then you can be sure that we’ll help you forget it ever existed. Such is the nature of pop culture journalism.