Lindsay Price stars as sexy witch Joanna Frankel in Eastwick on ABC, an adaptation of the movie, which was an adaptation of the novel. Only one of these things has Jack Nicholson in them though, and it ain’t the small screen version. Oh well, at least Lindsay is hot enough to make us curious how her character controls people’s minds for her own benefit. It’s really just a mystical form of playing hard to get. Me (if I were on the show): “I have no interest in what’s under your tight, black pencil skirt.” Joanna: “Yes you do.” Me: “Eh, okay I’ll take a look.” (Mental high five).
A word from Lindsay: “I never got the sex talk about the birds and the bees; my parents just sat us down in front of “The Blue Lagoon.”
What a confusing perspective you must have on the subject. Corral reefs and love don’t usually fall into the equation of sexual intercourse. Pabst Blue Ribbon and boredom are more often the culprits. Oh how movies romanticize the mundane…
Here are few pics that are anything but mundane after the jump!