In news that you didn't care to know, there's renewed interest in David Hasselhoff's penis. The Baywatch star will join the new season of Sons Of Anarchy as a former porn star who didn't get his python at the pet shop. Now retired, his character makes serious money (and does a great service to mankind) by producing sleazy girl-on-girl films.

Show creator and pacifist Kurt Sutter painted an inadvertently gross picture by tweeting "C*nt. C*nt.C*nt.C*nt.C*nt." that the "best part" of this casting is "Hoff and Tom Arnold in the same scene." Let's hope they keep their producer pants on. (TV Guide)