Who gives a twirling sh*t if Joanna Krupa can dance? I certainly don’t. Hey ABC, get a pole up on that stage and watch your ratings skyrocket. Joanna is one of the sexiest woman alive, which is clearly evident by the aurora borealis of "daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" above. No tap shoes required.
A word from Joanna: "I get so sick of wearing lingerie for shoots that I don’t even go to Victoria’s Secret"
Lingerie is overrated anyway. Nothing always works. Or bath bubbles. Personally, I prefer the Robocop brand of liquid suds.
You have ten seconds to comply with the pics after the jump.