Cover Your Everything for the ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 Teaser

Wednesday, June 30 by

They’re in Miami, bitch.

The east coast was cold, making it impossible to cop a sweet tan, so MTV crated up the cast of "Jersey Shore" and shipped them to Miami for Season 2 of the decline of totally juiced western civilization. As you can probably guess, there’s more drinking, scratching, narcissim, and unintelligible negative comments toward ego-threatening houseguests, all with a built in fish out of water hook. Cocaine sales in South Beach are about to skyrocket.

Check out the teaser after the jump…


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