Cinemax To Up Their Wardrobe Budget

Monday, February 14 by

Sorry guys. It looks like Cinemax used to be cool. The pay cable network has announced that it is forgoing the programming that helped it earn the nickname “Skinemax” in order to focus on producing shows that don’t require cock socks.

In addition to the new action series “Strike Back,” Cinemax has struck a deal to turn The Transporter films into a television series that nobody will watch.

“We’re exploring a few other shows like “Strike Back” that we feel would add value for the Cinemax subscriber, but there is nothing else to announce at this time,” says a spokesman.

Seems like another heartless move by a giant corporation. Think of all the fledgling actresses from Florida. How are they supposed to eat now? Or more importantly, WHAT will they resort to eating now?? (THR)

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