Chuck Lorre Is Out This Bitch

Tuesday, March 1 by

Chuck Lorre, whose brain is far to normal to be able to understand Charlie Sheen’s rockstarness, has been called every name in the book this last week. That’s not to mention a few words that I think were completely made up. After taking the high road for a few days, the writer has responded via a vanity card (of course) attached to the latest episode of “Mike & Molly.”

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #334

I understand that I’m under a lot of pressure to respond to certain statements made about me recently. The following are my uncensored thoughts. I hope this will put an end to any further speculation.

I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individuation, the false feeling of being separate. In other words I am aware, ergo I am alone. I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness. This explains the paradox of our culture, which celebrates the ego while simultaneously promoting its evisceration with drugs and alcohol. It also clarifies our deep-seated fear of monolithic, one-minded systems like communism, religious fundamentalism, zombies and invaders from Mars. Each one is a dark echo of an oceanic state of unifying transcendence from which consciousness must, by nature, flee. The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace. Or perhaps more accurately, “Screw Grace, I am so outta here!”

Questions?

1st Aired: 28 February 2011

I do have questions, in fact. First, did you just quit “Two and a Half Men,” or all of your crappy shows? Secondly, what? A little rambly, Chuck. Did you get high on Charlie’s supply?? And, finally, why vanity cards as opposed to your actual mouth? You’re not Silent Bob. Use your words. (Deadline)

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COMMENTS

  1. March 1, 2011 4:51 am

    your a fucking moron

    Yea, 2 and and a half men and big bang theory, 2 of the most highly acclaimed, most popular comedies on television, are crappy shows. Totally dude.


  2. March 1, 2011 4:51 am

    Anon

    Go f*ck yourself, dumbass -.-
    Two and a half men was a classic. Sure the story has been…dull for quite some time, but it’s still funny…


  3. March 1, 2011 4:51 am

    Anonymous

    Thanks Chuck!


  4. March 1, 2011 4:51 am

    Ralph Brekan

    Im a self enlightented, intellectual. Charlie Sheen is a punk.