Charlie Sheen’s Salary is Worth Two and a Half Myanmars

Wednesday, May 19 by

Charlie Sheen has problems. You have problems. Charlie Sheen drinks too much. You drink too much. Charlie Sheen has a shitty job. You have a shitty job.

Charlie Sheen could make as much as $100 million dollars over the next two years for filming "Two and a Half Men." You’ll be lucky if they make you an example in a "Faces of Meth" poster.

Sheen’s upfront salary is pegged at right around $1.25 million per seg, not the $1.8 million-$1.9 million previously reported ( Daily Variety , May 18). But Sheen’s sizable profit participation stake in "Men" has sources close to the deal pegging the value of the additional 48 episodes at as much as $100 million to the thesp.

With this new contract, Sheen’s net worth is probably higher than the GDP of some third-world countries. Of course, that’s assuming he hasn’t blown most of it on hookers and blow, which he most certainly has.

But this cash might be just what Sheen needs to find out the truth about September 11th. In fact, if you’re reading, Charlie, I happen to have some information about the real culprit. His name starts with an "O" and ends with an "ama." For a million dollars, I’ll clue you in on the missing letters. (Variety)

 

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