Charlie Sheen Wants CBS To Lick His Feet

Monday, February 28 by

UPDATE: John Stamos being courted to replace Sheen.

Charlie Sheen’s reign of terror/fire/amazingness continues, as the actor has agreed to grant interviews to ABC’s “Good Morning America” and NBC’s “The Today Show.” He’s gone so far off the deep end that anything that comes out of his mouth is automatically gold, whether or not it’s unfortunate. He told GMA that he intends to sue CBS for pulling the plug on “Two and a Half Men”:

“I’m gonna sue for what I’m worth and what I deserve and what they think they can take from me. They can’t,” Sheen said. “I don’t have a job. I got a whole family to support and love. And — people beyond myself, people a lot more important than me, are relying on that money to — fuel the magic.”

He also had something interesting to say about CBS regarding giving them an apology:

“They owe me a big one – publicly – while they lick my feet.”

It’s abundantly clear that Sheen has lost his mind, possibly for good, and while that might be unfortunate, he’s doing so in a blaze of hellfire and glory, and we’ll keep you posted about every little branch he hits on the way down. (Deadline)

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