He used to appear in your living room via the television box program "Two and a Half Men." Then he went to rehab, pissed off his bosses and colleagues, said a lot of crazy stuff, and ultimately got fired. Now Charlie Sheen's turning all of America into "Sheen's Korner" with his new one man show. Actually, not all of America. So far, there are only two stops for his "tour": Detroit on April 2nd, then Chicago on April 3rd. However, once these theaters get visits from the police, a bunch of other places are surely gonna wanna book the performance.

The show is called "Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth." I assume the tour is sponsored by Tiger Blood. Here's an official description:
"Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?"

Uh... will I?

I guess the whole ousted-TV-star-turned-road-warrior thing worked for Conan O'Brien, but at least with Conan's live show I had some idea of what to expect. For all you know, a $35 ticket will buy you an evening of Sheen screaming the word "trolls" at you and your girlfriend. Of course, on the other hand, I've had worse dates. (CNN, Ticketmaster)