We all are, Charlie. We all are.
He then kept going.
“I’m tired of pretending like they’re not competely adrift,” he added. “Because when you take away the anchor from your show, which they stupidly did, you go adrift. And these guys are approaching like salvage vessel.”
So it “sucks,” but if that’s not artful enough for you, the show is also “approaching like salvage vessel.” And you can tell he’s serious because he’s not using any articles in that latter description. I’m not sure what you do when Charlie Sheen is calling you “adrift,” but it’s probably high time for some serious introspection when that bell is rung.