Charlie Sheen, thinking that weekly calls into TMZ count as psychological treatment, dialed up the gossip site and decided to let people know how he really felt about Two and a Half Men.

He doesn't like it. In fact, what he said was, "I'm tired of lying. I'm tired of pretending like the show doesn't suck. I'm tired of pretending like Ashton [Kutcher] doesn't suck."

We all are, Charlie. We all are.

He then kept going.
"I'm tired of pretending like they're not competely adrift," he added. "Because when you take away the anchor from your show, which they stupidly did, you go adrift. And these guys are approaching like salvage vessel."

So it "sucks," but if that's not artful enough for you, the show is also "approaching like salvage vessel." And you can tell he's serious because he's not using any articles in that latter description. I'm not sure what you do when Charlie Sheen is calling you "adrift," but it's probably high time for some serious introspection when that bell is rung.