Someone made a joke on Twitter that many people are taking offense to. Everybody look surprised. I seriously hope a series of alarms go off at Twitter HQ when that happens.

Novelist Brett Easton Ellis, the satirical author behind American Psycho, wrote the following eyebrow-raising nugget into the Twittersphere:
"I like the idea of 'Glee' but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I've stepped into a puddle of HIV?"

That's some in-ter-es-ting word choice for a show that has an inordinate amount of gay characters. It'd be like calling "Seinfeld" a "puddle of Holocaust." I assume Ellis will either apologize, or"Glee" creator Ryan Murphy will furiously respond and generate more Tweet drama. On a related note, I miss the days before Twitter when celebrities used to fight each other in person at the "Source Awards." If nobody comes out of this with a black eye or chipped tooth, I'll be so angry... I'll have to sing about it? (Vulture)